Einstein! Where's the doc, boy? Doc! Marty! You made it! Yeah. Welcome to my latest experiment. This is the one I've been waiting for all my life. Well, it's a DeLorean All your questions will be answered. Roll tape and we'll proceed. Is that a Devo suit? Never mind that now. Not now. I'm ready. Good evening. I'm Dr. Emmett Brown. I'm in the Twin Pines Mall parking lot. It's Saturday morning, October 26, 1985, 1:18 a. m. This is temporal experiment number one. Come on, Einie. Get in there. In you go. Sit down. Put your seat belt on. Okay. Please note that Einstein's clock is in precise synchronization with my control watch. Got it? Right. Check, Doc. Have a good trip, Einstein. Watch your head. You got that thing hooked up to the car? Watch this. Yeah. Okay. Got it. Jesus! Not me! The car! If my calculations are correct when this baby hits 88 miles per hour you're going to see some serious shit. Watch this! What did I tell you? 88 miles per hour! The temporal displacement occurred exactly 1:20 a. m. and zero seconds! Jesus Christ! Jesus Christ, Doc! You disintegrated Einstein! Calm down. I didn't disintegrate anything. The molecular structure of both Einstein and the car are completely intact. Then where the hell are they? The appropriate question is, When the hell are they? Einstein has just become the world's first time traveler. I sent him into the future. One minute into the future, to be exact. At precisely 1:21 a. m. and zero seconds we shall catch up with him and the time machine. Wait a minute, Doc. Are you telling me that you built a time machine out of a DeLorean? The way I see it if you're going to build a time machine into a car, why not do it with style? Besides, the stainless-steel construction made the flux dispersal Look out! What? Is it hot? It's cold. Damn cold. Einstein, you little devil! Einstein's clock is exactly one minute behind mine and still ticking! He's okay. He's fine. He's completely unaware that anything happened. As far as he's concerned, the trip was instantaneous. That's why his watch is exactly one minute behind mine. He skipped over that minute to instantly arrive at this moment in time. I'll show you how it works. First, you turn the time circuits on. This tells you where you're going, this where you are and this where you were. Input your destination time on this keypad. Say you want to see the signing of the Declaration of Independence. Or witness the birth of Christ. Here's a red-letter date in the history of science. November 5, 1955. Yes, of course. November 5, 1955. What happened? That was the day I invented time travel. I remember it vividly. I was standing on my toilet hanging a clock. The porcelain was wet. I slipped, hit my head on the sink. When I came to, I had a revelation. A vision. A picture in my head. A picture of this. This is what makes time travel possible. The flux capacitor. Flux capacitor? It's taken almost 30 years and my family fortune to realize the vision of that day. My God, has it been that long? Things have certainly changed around here. I remember when this was all farmland as far as the eye could see. Old man Peabody owned all of this. He had this crazy idea about breeding pine trees. This is This is heavy-duty, Doc. This is great. Does it run on regular unleaded gasoline? Unfortunately, no. It requires something with a little more kick. Plutonium. Plutonium. Wait a minute. Are you telling me that this sucker is nuclear? Keep rolling there. No, this sucker's electrical but I need a nuclear reaction to generate the 1.21 gigawatts of electricity I need. You don't just walk into a store and buy plutonium. Did you rip that off? Of course. From a group of Libyans. They wanted me to build them a bomb. I took the plutonium and gave them a bomb casing full of pinball machine parts. Come on. Let's get you a radiation suit. Jesus! It's ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Тепловой удар на английском - текст Садко на английском - текст Звездный Путь: Встреча капитанов на английском - текст Конан-варвар на английском - текст Тысячелетие на английском |