about?
I lived through the '70s
by the skin of my nuts
When the columbos
were going at it.
There ain't a bigger
cocksucker than
Phil Leotardo.
I just wanna make sure
somebody knows
There could be a line
of cozarellis a mile long.
Duly noted. So there's
no problem then.
The criminal's
sentimentality
reveals
itself in
compassion
for babies
and pets.
The criminal
uses insight
to justify
heinous acts.
Therapy has
potential for
noncriminals;
for criminals
it becomes
one more
criminal
operation
Don't worry about them.
Paulie, those guys
are outside.
Fuck you talking
so loud for?
Don't discuss this
until we're in
the piscia dun.
It's all yours.
I just picked 'em up
at the airport.
Anthony.
So what do you clear
a year around here?
I don't mean
to pry, you know,
just round numbers.
I'm asking
because Meadow--
Well, I told
you she's taking
pre-med classes--
Well, she's not
gonna be a doctor.
She told us.
It's kind of sad,
isn't it?
Depends.
It's just a nice thing
to be,
Helping sick babies.
Her change of heart
bothers you?
Her mother too,
much more than me.
I mean,
all that worrying--
Which private school,
columbia university,
This and that,
and in the end
She'll get married,
squeeze out some kids
After what, a couple yea
in the work force?
- I'm still working.
- Yeah, but you're divorced.
Criminal law,
that's what she's taking up.
And I told Carmela,
it's not the end
of the world.
She's interested
In civil rights--
Muslims and blacks
And that and a dime.
Hopefully, she'll wind up
at a big firm--
White-collar crime.
Just, you know,
Dr. Soprano.
Sounds nice.
Your parents must
have been very proud.
I think so.
Look at all the people
like me you've helped.
With all
the human suffering
in this world,
You've done
something important...
Like those people
Who are trying
to help my son.
God bless 'em.
$2,000 a day
in that place,
But if it helps--
And as you know,
my plumbers' union
insurance
Only covers 10%
of mental.
He's really hurting--
A.J.
And you?
Although, maybe,
you know--
You know what?
Forget his hurts.
Maybe I should have just--
Put your shoe
up his ass?
Yeah yeah, frankly.
Well, we talked
about this.
Untalked about it.
Huh?
- Anyway, Carmela--
- Molly coddled him.
- My old man--
- Are you a shining example
For the huge collection
of wingtips and loafers
That must be lodged up
your lower bowel?
What's the matter
with you?
Is it because I said
that about being divorced?
You were saying.
He's my only son.
He's young.
Most of the time
they pull out of this.
But I've been depressed
for years. What if
he don't pull out?
So the boy who
never cared
About anything
Now cares
about too much.
Yeah, I guess.
And the daughter,
like all females,
Ultimately somehow
disappoints.
- I didn't say that.
- Oh.
What's with the tone?
You sound like
you're glad
I'm taking it
on the chin.
Maybe you're projecting
hostile feelings.
Bullshit.
If we had instant replay,
You'd see it
in two seconds.
Well, we don't have
instant replay.
I know that.
Jesus Christ, you sound
like my fucking wife.
- Your "fucking wife."
- You know what I mean.
The "departures"
magazine out there,
Did you give any thought
at all
To someone else
who might wanna read it
- Before you tore out
the entire page?
- What?
It's not the first time
you've defaced my
reading materials.
You saw that, huh?
People tear shit out
of your magazines
all the time.
They're a mess.
I try to read 'em.
I don't think
I can help you.
Well, change 'em.
Bring in some new shit.
I mean, therapeutically.
What are you
talking about?
I've only missed three
appointments since we
had that heart-to-heart.
The new big thing
these days is called
"psychodynamic therapy"
Combined with anafranil.
- Who?
- A medication. There's
a doctor in bloomfield
You could see.
Whoa whoa whoa whoa,