director that everything in the movie's authentic. In your love scene with Sarah... ...she talks about how she's never seen a naked man who wasn't Jewish. So... . So... what? So, the director is insisting that whoever play that part... ...be authentically, anatomically... ...not Jewish. You know what I'm saying? Yes! No. What? An Italian Catholic immigrant at this time would not be... . Bar mitzvah-ed? - To get this part, you can't be... - No. But you are? - You told them you weren't? - That's right. Wow! It's definitely all gone? There's nothing there to work with? - What were you thinking? - I don't know. I just want this part. They say no matter what you're asked during an audition, say yes. They want you to ride a horse, say you can. You figure out how to do it later. This is not like learning to ride a horse. This is like learning to... ...grow a turtleneck. I know, okay? Tomorrow, when I go meet the director... ...I have to take my clothes off so they can see what my body looks like. Oh, my God. What are you gonna do? I have to call my agent and tell her I can't do the part. Unless... . Unless what? This may sound crazy, but there may be something we could... ...fashion. - Like what? - Well, I'm not sure yet. Off the top of my head, I'm thinking... ...double-sided tape and some sort of luncheon meat. I've got a great idea for party favors for the shower. We get mahogany boxes and carve everyone's names in them. Then inside is each person's individual birthstone. Okay. Okay. You take care of that. Meanwhile, the party's tomorrow and we don't have a guest list. Okay. Who do we know that's coming? Me. Are you? - Hey. - Hey, what's up? I'm making something for Joey. Can I raid your fridge? Have at it. All right. Turkey? That won't work. Cheese? That won't work. Olive loaf? I hope that won't work. Are you making him a sandwich? No, it's more like a wrap. Okay, so I'm gonna go, guys. So you can get back to deciding on what to get me for a present! We have to get her a present? Okay, but look. Look at what I got. It's her address book. We have a guest list. You're amazing. Did you pull that out of her purse? Uh-huh. And a little seed money for the party. Cassie? Hey, Ross! It's been so long! Last time I saw you... ...you were setting up your tent in line for Return of the Jedi. So you did see me that day. Because it seemed like you didn't. - Yeah, sorry about that. - It's okay. Come on in. Thanks for letting me stay here. Monica's place was nice. But her fiancй sure stares a lot. Oh, my God! You do a great Chandler! I have a knack for impressions. Maybe after we get re-acquainted you could do me. Yeah. No! How you doing on that... ...hot dog? - I'm all done. - Thank God. The last time we hung out was when our parents rented that beach house. Remember the time I pinned you down and tickled you until you cried? We're probably too old to do that now. I'll always remember that summer. It's when I got all these freckles. I'll always remember that summer... ...because that's when I realized that we are related. It took you that long to figure it out? I'm a little slow. Just as our children would be. - Hi. - Hi. How are you? Good. Hi. Thanks for coming. Thank you. So nice to see you. - No, thanks. - Okay. Hey, Rach? - Yeah? - Who the hell are all these people? I don't know. I called everybody in her book. These are the ones that could show up on 24 hours' notice. There's a word for people like that: Losers. Hi, I'm Rachel. This is Phoebe. I'm the maid of honor. - How do you know Monica? - I was her accountant four years ago. I'm interested to find out who's been doing her taxes the last four years. That's great. - When is Monica supposed to get here? - I don't know. Excuse us. - You didn't tell her? - You were supposed to. You were supposed to tell her to come! I was bringing the ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Морозко на английском - текст Марти на английском - текст Братья Блюз на английском - текст Основной инстинкт 2 на английском - текст Стенка на стенку на английском |