number, just in case. But if Chandler's in an accident and can't perform sexually... ...he'd want you to take a lover to satisfy needs he'd no longer fulfill. Can I just tell you something? I'm very flattered, but I'm engaged. This is kind of embarrassing. I actually came over to talk to your friend. You should be embarrassed. - I thought you knew I looked at you. - I did, but that was really fun. "The winner is... Joey Tribbiani! " "I honestly never expected this. I didn't prepare a speech. I'd like to thank my parents, who've always been there for me. Also like to thank my friends, Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, Rachel..." - I'm fourth? - Jeez! Look at you with your maple syrup award! Maybe you don't tell anyone about this? No big deal. I do that with my shampoo bottle. - Really? - Yeah. - What award are you practicing for? - Grammy. For Best New Artist. The Soapies people called today. I also get to present an award. So you'll get on stage even if you don't win. - You don't think I'll win? - Of course I do. But Favorite Returning Character? That's a tough category. You're up against the guy who survived his own cremation. No, I know I might not win. But it's just... . I've never been nominated. I want it so much. You'll probably get it. But you should start practicing your "gracious-loser" face. When the cameras are on you, you want to look disappointed. But also that your colleague deserved to win. Like: You know? - You practice losing the Grammys too? - No, at the Grammys, I always win. - Hey! - How'd your date go with Jake? Great. We couldn't keep our eyes off each other. Every once in a while, he'd lean over, stroke my hair, then touch my neck. Stop it. You're getting me all tingly. All I could think of was, is he gonna kiss me? - Did he? - I'm a lady. I don't kiss and tell. But this hickey speaks for itself. Okay, I got it. I got it. I like him so much, I feel like I've had 10 drinks today. I've only had six. I haven't had that feeling since I first went out with Chandler. - I'll never have that feeling again. - You sound like a guy. No, a guy would say, "I'll never get to sleep with anyone else. " I'll never sleep with anyone else! I'm so busy planning the wedding, I forgot about what I'll give up. I'll never have a first kiss again. You'll have a last kiss. Can I ask you something? Has a guy ever had a crush on you? Is that why you wanted to tie my tie? A kid in my class said he's in love with me. Whoa! - Whoa, what? - Ross has a boyfriend! I do not have a boyfriend. There's a guy in one of my classes who has a crush on me. - Really? - Yeah. Last year, Elizabeth, now this kid... . What is it? Am I giving out some kind of... ...sexy-professor vibe? Not right now. The point is, my natural charisma has made him fail his midterm. Now I feel bad for the kid. I had a crush on a teacher once, and it was so hard. I couldn't concentrate. I blushed every time he looked at me. You remember what it's like to be 19 and in love. - I can cut him some slack. - Yeah. - How'd you get over that teacher? - I didn't. I got under him. Problem solved. - Bye, Phoebe. - Okay, bye. - All right. Bye. - Bye. We said goodbye at the door so as not to flaunt our new love. It's okay. You don't have to tiptoe around me. I've thought about it. You know what? I'm okay, not having that new-relationship feeling. - I miss you already! - I miss you too! That's great, but I wouldn't trade what I have for that. I'll be with Chandler the rest of my life. That makes me happy. Come sit down. We're talking about how our relationship's deep... ...and meaningful. It is, don't you think? Oh, totally. Pull my finger. - Favorite Returning Male... - This is my category! - Got your speech? - Got my speech. Got your gracious-loser face? Try to remember, if you win, you have to hug me. Can I squeeze your ass? On TV? Yeah! In the ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст ...И правосудие для всех на английском - текст Роксана на английском - текст Приключения Шерлока Холмса и доктора Ватсона: Сокровища агры на английском - текст Олигарх на английском - текст Ловец снов на английском |