indignities I suffered here.
Thank you,
my father thanks you.
You're entirely welcome.
That girl is colored!
[All gasping]
Nobody colored me,
I was born this way!
Come here, baby.
That's all right.
Bye-bye. Bye-bye.
See you later.
Diavolo could have told me
you were the black person.
Bailiff,
I want that man charged
with impersonating a cracker!
Yes, sir.
That was just incredible!
I can't believe
you did that!
How did this
happen to you?
I was busted.
It was an occupational...
I mean, an occasional hazard.
Come on, Cliff, I mean...
Impossible.
It was never agreed,
never mentioned,
never discussed!
Smooth was very clear
about the whole thing.
He said, "I will be gone
two or three days
and Cliff's in charge. "
Have you ever even heard
of Doctor Detroit?
You see, Skridlow, this
guy's got to be a big man.
He's got to be cool.
He's a partner, like Mom,
but only worse, brother!
Mom? A-A-Are you saying
someone's mother
is involved in all this?
Yes!
[All chuckling]
Oh, boy.
Hey, check upstairs.
Okay, Mom.
This is nice.
This is real nice.
A gal could be
real comfy in here.
Uh...
I... I don't... don't believe
that you're welcome here.
I... I think that
you'd better leave.
Quiet!
Who is this twerp, huh?
Doctor Detroit?
Well, I wouldn't even
venture...
Don't bother.
Oh, my little stable
is top drawer, high quality.
Am I gonna enjoy
running these bitches.
Hey, we don't
work for you.
We never have
and we never will!
Oh, you just sit down!
[All clamoring]
Now listen, Smooth's gone,
which means
your ass is mine, girlie.
Uh, uh, uh, p-pardon me
for just... just a second.
I... I just... just
wanna clarify things here.
[Stammering]
Are you actually saying
that these girls are...
They're hookers
and whores.
[Both laughing]
Hey. Hey, I like this.
Take it. Get this thing here.
Uh, forget that.
Oh. Hey, I like that.
Ooh, ain't that a beauty?
Ooh, I like this. Here.
[All screaming]
Hey! Okay, now, I want you to
stop this! Right this instant!
Let's see what else
I can find.
I mean that.
[Girls squealing]
You'll stop!
You'll take your dirty
mitts off the fixtures!
Those are Doctor's orders!
Doctor Detroit.
The bad man
from Michigan, himself.
I am his executive assistant.
You touch any of us
and his measure of revenge
will be most swift and horrible,
I can assure you of that!
Damn, Skridlow,
talk some shit!
[Chuckling]
I'm shivering.
Now, come on, boys,
finish things up
and then you can bust
junior up, here, for laughs.
I warn you!
I am extensively read in White
Crane Kung Fu and Hapkido!
[Snarling]
Right, all right,
get down, Skridlow.
Okay, okay, don't
get your balls in an uproar.
We can always talk.
Well, then talk!
Well, not to you.
To the boss.
Me and Doctor Detroit.
Face to face.
Uh, you and Doctor Detroit.
Okay, fine.
I'll set up a meeting...
All right.
...between you
and Doctor Detroit.
Uh, tomorrow night, at the
126th St. Graveyard. At midnight.
[Chuckling] Midnight? The graveyard?
That's kinda dramatic,
ain't it?
Well, that's my offer.
Take it or leave it,
Bigfoot!
[Snarling]
Come on now, cool it!
Cool it!
Get down, Skridlow,
with your Hapkido self.
All right! Yeah, brother, show
'em what you can do.
Well, that's it!
That's my offer.
Tomorrow night,
126th St. Graveyard, midnight.
No excuses. No substitutions!
I don't talk
to flunkies!
Now, I'll meet
with your Doctor,
and we'll settle
this shit together!
Well then, fine. If our business here is
concluded, I'll kindly ask you to leave.
Leave!
Okay, come on.
Get out!
Tomorrow! Get out of here, all of you.
Come on, boys.
[Clifford yelling]
Out! Scat! Be gone! Raus!
And don't let the door hit you
and your collective asses on the way out!
All right, Skridlow!
[All clamoring] That Hapkido
shit came in handy, brother!
You were wonderful.
You were a hero.
(Jasmine) Our knight in shining armor.
So macho.
Umm.
You really