're crazy.
You invented the dude,
not me.
So, I guess I'll catch you
in the car, brother.
Oh, come on,
everyone's talking about
how you stopped Mom.
Doctor Detroit has to be
on the scene, right?
(Diavolo)
He has to.
That's the end of it.
Uh, say, man,
put this shit on.
Props are in the bag.
Oh, terrific. Bag.
I must say, though, ladies,
you have given me
the most extraordinary week
of my life.
Oh, sweet.
Really.
Oh, man, you know,
you're gonna do good out here
in this city with
that wig and metal hand.
Lime-green pants.
Duty.
Honor.
And responsibility.
Hey, be the Doctor,
baby.
##[Music playing]
Doctor, my man,
give me five, man.
I'll give you $20
and then you can
keep the change.
[All clamoring]
See you at the Players Ball,
my man, huh?
All right. All right.
That was great.
What's the Players Ball?
Nothing, nothing.
Be cool, be cool.
I heard you wiped Mom out.
How did you do it?
You might say I
rearranged her front end.
[Women clamoring]
You know, you'll be king
of the Players Ball?
Ain't no doubt about it.
You're beautiful. Terrific.
All right. What is
the Players Ball
they keep talkin' about?
It's tomorrow night, honey.
That's okay, I'll protect you.
Tomorrow night?
I have a prior engagement.
I can't go. I can't go.
Oh, no. Where is it?
Somebody picks the place
and we all show up there.
It's a subcultural event,
sweetheart.
It's our responsibility
to be there.
Oh, I can't be there.
I can't.
Yes, you can.
[Women scream]
Grab him.
What is...
Dinner.
Come on, wake him up.
Give him air.
Tomorrow... Tomorrow night
is... is the college
alumni dinner.
Where?
At the Excelsior Hotel,
I have to be there.
I don't know where or what
your Players Ball is,
but I simply cannot be
in two places at once.
Yes, you can. Yes, you can.
We'll take care of everything.
Now, how are we
gonna do that?
Shh.
(Karen)
Loosen his belt.
(Thelma)
Karen, get your mind
out of the gutter.
Oh, Jesus Christ, do you think
this is gonna work?
Sure, it'll work. Sure.
This is Ed here.
Your dime, go ahead.
Yo, Eddie.
Yeah.
What's happenin'?
This is Diavolo.
Oh, go ahead, Diavolo.
Listen, Eddie,
if the Doctor is king,
he chooses the place
where he wants
to be crowned.
Well, it's gonna go down?
This is it, right?
Uh-huh.
Don't jive me man?
I'll tell you what
it's going to be.
Uh, the Excelsior Hotel.
Excelsior Hotel.
That's downtown.
Is that right?
You're familiar
with the area.
Well, I'll ask around, man.
Yeah.
Later on.
The Doctor will be there.
Better be.
Later.
All right.
The Doctor's "A" Team.
First class.
Top of the line.
Come on, let's get ready.
##[Bustin' Loose
by Chuck Brown
and Soul Searchers playing]
# I feel like bustin' loose #
# bustin' loose #
# Get, get, get, get,
get, get, get on down #
# Get, get, get, get,
get, get, get on down #
# Get, get, get, get,
get, get, get on down #
Oh, it looks like
a fun crowd this year.
(man)
You scratched my car,
motherfucker.
Insurance, my ass!
(chorus)
# Get, get, get, get,
get, get, get on down #
# Get, get, get, get,
get, get, get on down #
What the hell is going on?
Mother?
Oh, there's Swami Diavolo!
The caterer.
Mother, that's not him,
that's someone else entirely.
I have never before...
They never have a mob here.
Really?
Well, when you got
a woman mayor, you...
[all chattering]
[Crowd chanting]
Doctor, ooh-ooh,
Doctor Detroit.
Doctor, ooh-ooh,
Doctor Detroit.
Doctor, ooh-ooh,
Doctor Detroit.
Doctor...
What's going on in here?
...Detroit.
Doctor, ooh-ooh...
Uh, not-nothing for us,
Mother.
(crowd)
Doctor, ooh-ooh...
What on earth is this?
What's going on?
(crowd)
Doctor Detroit.
Pardon me.
Uh, uh, excuse me.
Skridlow! Hey, man,
I gotta talk to you.
We gotta...
Excuse me. Clifford, I see
that your friend is here.
Does that mean you'll
be leaving us again?
No, absolutely not.
My duty is to my home,
my family,
the