Well, I'm off to the Cinema
Obscura. It's the last night
of the Satyajit Ray Pather Panchali
trilogy. I'd like to catch it.
Don't worry about it.
I got the whole thing
on videocassette.
Pather Panchali,
the whole trilogy,
Deep Throat,
E. T., you name it.
Hey...
Thank you, Diavolo, the door.
Wait, Boss,
this is the geek...
Yes, this is
Professor Clifford Skridlow.
He's an expert
on chivalry, honor,
literature,
Indian cuisine...
Don't forget power walking,
systems analysis, rock climbing...
And what about
erotic adventure?
I never said that.
So, think about it.
Shall we be going then?
Come on.
Come on.
We'll have a wonderful time...
Yeah.
And you look like you could
use a little company, right?
Yeah. Get in.
Would you get
your ass in the car?
# She's a very kinky girl #
# The kind you don't take home
to mother #
# She will never let
your spirits down #
# Once you get her
off the street #
# She likes the boys
in the band #
# She says that
I'm her all-time favorite #
Catchy tune.
Yeah.
Do you dance?
Not much.
Oh, go on,
you got that rhythm. Go on.
Show them
what you're made of.
Come on,
I know you wanna do it.
It'll be so much fun. You look
so handsome in this jacket.
Well, I might as
well work off supper.
There you go.
Gangway,
hop to, coming through.
Oh, that's cute.
Hey, Smooth,
what are we being so
nice to this guy for?
Well, I'm, uh, thinking about
taking in a new partner.
Let's go mix it up.
# She's a super freak #
# Super freak #
# She's super-freaky ##
Like Lord Wittgenstein
and monks
drinking wine and
the flagons were full.
Watch the water.
Beautiful, wait!
Traffic, stop, stop.
Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you.
I'm gonna fire up
a fun log. Mmm?
Yeah.
It really doesn't do anything
to me, and I've tried.
Oh, yeah! You're just
Mr. Natural, aren't you?
Let's get
high on life?
The body is a temple, huh?
Well, you could say
that actually, sure.
She just did.
Go on, try some.
That's not
gonna do it.
# Love, love #
# Love, love #
All the way
to the right?
Oh, boy!
Oh...
Thank you.
Get in there, file in. Wait
till you see this next place.
Come on.
Come to Mama.
Okay, here we go.
Wake up, Diavolo.
Drive, my man.
Let's go, go, go!
What a great car.
Forward, Diavolo, forward.
He was a real nut.
I read that.
I know.
He was mad.
Really?
Come on,
don't make him blush.
It'll make you
feel so good.
Ooh!
Hold it. Hold it.
# Hold him #
We're on a roll here.
Watch it, watch it.
# Hold him #
# Show him #
# Show him that it's real #
# Show him
that it feels good #
I can feel
my hair growing.
Hey, baby,
it's good dope.
No, it's not the dope.
It doesn't affect me.
Explain that.
Drink up, Cliff.
A new way of
looking at things, huh?
I guess so.
You're a marvelous...
You're a marvelous group.
Are we?
Very perceptive.
Thank you.
Welcome home.
Wow, look at this place!
It's positively vulgar!
You must be so
incredibly rich!
Look, your art collection,
it's on the...
Oh, I... You purposely...
Because... Chicago!
Your kind of town.
Yes!
Where am I?
You're right here.
Where's here?
Well, here is
where it's at.
Now, come on,
don't give me any of that
freshman philosophy crap.
I'm talking
existential being.
Well, of course you are,
gorgeous.
You're very pretty,
like a bright little bug.
A dragon!
Say, Boss, check it out.
You got my man
over here tripping.
Dude is tripping.
What'd you give...
Stay down at the front,
with the car.
Say what?
I thought you said I could take
the rest of the night off, man.
Sure, but in the car.
Oh!
Look, what utterly
tasteless furnishings.
Cliff.
So, you're in
the entertainment business.
Well, you could call us
public servants.
Don't we look it?
You know, I think
Cliffie is a little tense.
Uh, perhaps a hot bath?
Oh, yeah.
No, no, I don't think
it's tension,
I... I think it's more fatigue.
L... I really should be going.
It's... It'