him, huh?
Tell him I aim to blow his ass
right off the road.
Ain't he neat?
What a babe!
What a bitchin' babe!
Hello.
You sure you don't
need a lift somewhere?
You know John Milner?
John Milner's a good friend of mine.
Did anybody ever tell you that you look
just like Connie Stevens?
- You do. I really mean it.
- For real?
Yeah. I met her once
at a Dick Clark road show.
-Yeah? You really think I look like her?
-Yeah, no shit.
I'm sorry. I mean-- I mean that
I'm not just feeding you a line.
I really think you do.
You look like Connie Stevens.
- What's your name?
- Debbie.
I always thought
I look like Sandra Dee.
- Well, you look a lot like her too.
- Is this your car?
Yeah. I'm Terry, the--
- They usually call me Terry the Tiger.
- It's really tough-lookin'.
- What school you go to?
- Dewey. Can it lay rubber?
Yeah, I got a 327 Chevy in it.
It's got six Strombergs.
That's bitchin' tuck-and-roll.
I really love the feel of tuck-and-roll.
You do?
Well, come in. I'll let you feel it.
I mean you can touch it if you want.
I'll let you feel the upholstery.
Okay.
- Peel out.
- What?
Peel out.
I just love it when guys peel out.
And they came all the way
from Stockton. Let's hear it.
I don't care
if you leave this second.
And we wanna thank Darby Langdon,
who did all these neat decorations.
Now the next dance
is gonna be a snowball...
and leading it off is lastyear's
class president, Steve Bolander...
and this year's head cheerleader,
Laurie Henderson.
- Come on.
- ""Come on"" what?
Steven, please.
Smile or something.
Quit pinching!
You think I care if you go off?
You think I'm gonna crack up?
- Boy, are you conceited!
- I don't know why I ever asked you out.
- You didn't. I asked you out.
- What do you mean, you asked me out?
Backwards Day.
Remember?
If I had waited for you to ask me--
Oh, brother!
Even after that, you didn't call me
for two weeks.
- I was busy.
- You were scared. Dave Ogler told me.
When you did ask me out,
you didn't kiss me for three dates.
- Well, I was--
- Scared. Jim Kiler told me.
I even asked my father
why you hadn't kissed me.
- Your father. Great.
- You know what he said?
He said he thought
you were bright enough...
and that you'd probably
get around to it after a while.
You didn't, of course.
I had to.
Remember the picnic?
Out at the canyon?
Boy! You don't remember
anything, do you?
The first one,
up at the lake.
That was the first time
you kissed me.
I had to practically
throw myself at you.
I remember.
What's wrong?
Go to hell.
What are you doin',
stealin' hubcaps?
- Well, hey, Wendy.
- How've you been?
Fine.
- Great. How you been?
- Wait a sec.
Wait a minute!
Bobbie Tucker.
She's got her car.
- Heard you're going away to school.
- Maybe, maybe.
- What?
- Same old Curt.
All the time we were going together,
you never knew what you were doing.
- I gotta go.
- Where ya goin'?
- Nowhere.
- You mind if I come along?
- Okay.
- Okay.
Louie, Louie
Me gotta go
A fine little girl
She's waitin' for me
Catch a ship
across the sea
Sail the ship all alone
Never think
I'll make it home
All right, Bolander, break that up.
You know the rules.
You and your girlfriend wanna do that,
go someplace else, huh?
Hey, Kroot.
Why don't you go kiss a duck?
- What did you say?
- I said go kiss a duck, marble-head.
All right, Bolander,
you are suspended.
Don't you even come in Monday.
You're out!
I graduated last semester.
Remember?
Why don't we go out
to the canal?
What for?
Listen, I can get tough
with you too, you know.
Hard guy.
A double Chubby Chuck, a chili-barb,
two orders of French fries and--
- Cherry Coke.
- And two Cherry Cokes.
What?
Right. Cool.
Hey, Deb.
How's my soft baby?
Come on. Beat it, Vic.
I'm not your baby.
Come on, honey.
So I never called you back.
I been, you know, busy.
Yeah, three weeks?
Besides, it only took me one night
to realize...
if