uniform
remove your rank insignia.
Any questions?
All right.
Let's do our job
and get out of here.
Our world's waiting
for us to save it...
if we can.
Commence landing procedure.
Aye, sir.
You two are fighting again?
I thought you made up last night.
Why are you always fighting?
I like the way she fights.
I said, "If you think
I'm spending $60
for a toaster oven, you're crazy."
Then what did she say?
Well, she-
What the hell was that?
Did you see that?
No, and neither did you,
so shut up.
Bearing to the whales?
283 degrees,
1 5.2 kilometers.
Everybody remember
where we parked.
Watch where you're going,
you dumb-ass!
Well, double
dumb-ass on you!
It's a miracle these people
got out of the 20th century.
They're still using money.
We've got to find some.
Spock. Everybody else stay here.
The rest of you, break up.
You look like a cadet review.
Yes. 1 8th-centuryAmerican.
Quite valuable.
Are you sure you want
to part with them?
How much will you give me?
Weren't those a birthday present
from Dr. McCoy?
They will be again.
That's the beauty of it.
How much?
They'd be worth more
if the lenses were intact.
I'll give you $1 00.
Is that a lot?
All right.
That's all there is,
so don't splurge.
All set?
Good luck.
Mr. Spock, here we are.
Thanks to your restored memory
and a bit of good luck,
we're walking
the streets of San Francisco
Looking for a couple
of humpback whales.
What's the solution?
Simple logic will suffice.
I'll begin by making use
of this map.
I have the distance and bearing
provided by Commander Uhura.
If we juxtapose
our coordinates,
we should be able
to find our destination
which lies at
283.7 degrees-
I think we'll find them
at the Cetacean Institute
in Sausalito-
two humpback whales,
George and Gracie.
How do you know?
Simple logic.
What does it mean,
"exact change"?
How do we plan
to convert this tank?
Ordinarily, I'd do it
with transparent aluminum.
You're a number
of years too early.
I know. We've got to find
the 20th-century equivalent.
But where?
Did you find it?
Yes. Under
U.S. government.
Now we need directions.
Sir, can you direct me
to the naval base
in Alameda?
It's where they keep
the nuclear vessels.
Nu-cle-ar...
vessels.
Excuse us.
Excuse me, we're looking
for nuclear vessels.
Can you tell me where
the naval base is?
We're looking-
Hello...
we are looking for
the nuclear vessels
in Alameda.
Can you help us?
We're looking for
the naval base.
Could you tell me where
the nuclear vessels are?
I don't know if I know that.
I think it's in Alameda.
That's what I said, Alameda.
But where is Alameda?
Just where is
our future
The things
we've done and said
Let's just
push the button
We'd be
better off dead
'Cause I hate you
And I berate you
Excuse me.
Would you mind
stopping that noise?
The system
of our fathers
Is dumped on us,
the sons
The only choice
we're given
Is how many megatons
Would you mind stopping
that damn noise?
And I say screw you
And hope
you're blue, too
We're all bloody-
Admiral, may I
ask you a question?
Spock, don't
call me Admiral.
You used to call me Jim.
Don't you remember "Jim"?
What's your question?
Your use of language
has altered since our arrival.
It is currently laced
with more colorful
metaphors-
" Double dumb-ass on you"
and so forth.
You mean the profanity?
That's simply
how they talk here.
Nobody pays any attention to you
unless you swear every other word.
It's in all the literature
of the period.
For example?
The works of Jacqueline Susann,
the novels of Harold Robbins.
Ah.
The giants.
The next showing of
the wonderful world of whales
will begin in five-minute
in the Ferrari Marine Theater.
Smile!
O.K.
Oh. Here I go.
Good morning!
I'm your guide this morning.
My name is Dr. Gillian Taylor,
assistant director
of the Maritime
Cetacean Institute.
So, please follow me,
and just yell
if you can't