Zina!
Zina!
I need more vodka.
- What's your name?
- Call me the genie.
So you're the genie.
The next one, please.
Tonight
a large sum of money was stolen
from us.
And my cube diamond is gone as well.
Any versions?
Iceberg, why are you silent?
This is not us.
Some guest boys pissed us off.
Yesterday there was a party
at the beach.
- It was a noisy event.
- OK.
It was held by a starnger.
I found some photos in the Net.
There mught be some familiar faces in them.
Well, that's interesting.
Two diamonds.
I saw two diamonds.
There are two diamonds.
The boy will go far.
I told you we should have given him
a good kick in the liver.
Iceberg!
Uffa! Immediately...
immediately grab them and bring
them here.
- Genie, where are Vlad and Fatso?
- Don't worry.
- They are all right.
- Genie, how do you perform all your tricks?
I mean all these cars, money and
diamonds.
All these icecreams and sweets?
It is the Law of the preservation of
the matter.
Let me demonstrate.
If something disappears in one place,
it appears in the other one.
I move the essence of the things.
The matter is sure to follow.
You'd better demonstrate.
No problem.
Take this camera.
If I...
Take a picture of us.
Where is my camera?
I paid a grand for this camera.
Call the police.
Don't let anyone in here.
Are you a thief?
There may be some traces left.
Calm down, I've found your
camera.
Wait! How did you
manage to get here then?
Uffa! Move the truck in.
The Georgians tend to love
folk festivals.
- Come on in!
- Let's leave the place now, folks!
Don't stop!
Great!
Just a little bit further.
- Where is Lena?
- That's what you're going to tell us.
- Can you lend some cigarettes to us?
- Who are you?
We're your friends, our folktale
warrior!
- And where is she?
- Her clothes are here.
So she's going to be back soon.
Don't worry. Come on in.
We'll sit here together waiting for her.
Take a seat.
- And I've caught some disease here.
- What has happened?
- So I wasn't here all this time.
- By the way, we have a doctor for you.
Doctor, may I have
the emergency kit?
Have you ever heard anything about
gomeopathy?
These are mushrooms.
They are to be taken orally.
One mushroom...
They seem to be hairy.
And this is the second mushroom.
Come on, swallow them.
That's much better.
Listen, why do you have some musical
notation marks on you desktop?
- Are you a musician?
- Ues, I'm.
Sing something to us then.
Uralmash adores Russian songs.
I really do. Especially the one about
the lone rider in the frozen steppe.
I don't know it.
Sing the songs they way you can.
Suck them and don't swallow.
Uffa, the car is gone again.
What should I do now?
What to do? When it happens once,
it is an accident,
and when it happens twice...probably
it deserves a kick in the liver.
They won't let me go this time.
So I order you to protect us
from all troubles here.
Don't worry.
Everything will be OK.
Thanks, genie.
I won't need you for two weeks. We'll do some
vacationing with Lena
and meet here after that.
You're free.
Am I free?
Yes, you're free.
Can you repeat these words once again,
but slower?
You're free.
Great.
Let's say good-bye to each other.
Get into the car.
What's up?
Everything is OK.
You won't be needed for two weeks.
I order you to protect
us from all troubles here.
And never have any canned drinks or you'll
stay there forever.
I'm a genie.
I'm almighty, but nevertheless
I'm not wasting my time.
I'm doing my business.
My business is really important. Believe me.
I'm 7000 years old.
I know what happiness means for
the people.
It is in a huge pile of money and in
the vast authority over the others..
I partially share this concept
of theirs.
But I know that happiness doesn't
boil down to all that.
There are some other feelings.
They are more compleх and
more tender.
Well, as always, you may know better.
But all genies are deprived of them since