COCKSUCKERS
CHRIST. THIS TAKES ME BACK.
YEAH, THERE IT IS.
TIM AND ME IN THE PRIMARIES.
DAWSON WAS UP AGAINST US,
PUSHING US HARD.
YOU WERE JUST A KID.
SPENT A LOT OF MONEY
I MEAN, OVER-THE-COUNTER,
UNDER-THE-TABLE, TUCKED-INTO-
SHIT, PUT OUT 9,700
PRIMARY-DAY WORKERS ALONE.
MOST GORGEOUS TV COMMERCIAL
YOU EVER SAW.
TIM LEADING TANKS TO LIBERATE
THE HESS SECTOR IN GERMANY.
AH, MADE A BIG NOISE
IN THAT SHITTY LITTLE STATE.
GOT 53 MOVIE STARS
TO TURN OUT.
AND, UH,
ALL THAT TIME AND...
AFTER AND...
BEFORE AND DURING.
EVERYTHING I DID,
EVERY DIME I SPENT,
EVERY THREAT I MADE,
I WAS JUST LEADING TIM
TO MEET THAT BULLET.
- IT SOUNDS LIKE THAT'S
JUST WHAT YOU WERE DOING, PA.
LEADING TIM ALONG.
LISTEN, KID. WE FIND THE KILLERS
OF YOUR BROTHER AND YOU'LL BE
A FUCKING LEGEND.
- I DON'T WANNA BE A LEGEND.
- WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANNA BE,
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MAYBE, BUT I'M NOT VERY GOOD.
- YOU STINK. YOU'RE LOUSY.
- I KNOW THAT.
YOU KNOW THAT?
YOU AIN'T A PIANO PLAYER,
YOU GOT NO BUSINESS SENSE,
NO POLITICAL SENSE.
WHAT THE HELL
DO YOU WANT ANYWAY?
I HONESTLY DON'T KNOW.
DO YOU GET LAID?
- I ASK YOU, DO YOU GET LAID?
- YEAH.
YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES
YOUR BROTHER GOT LAID
- WHAT ARE YOU,
THE NATIONAL INQUIRER?
AND WITH A SCHEDULE LIKE HIS.
MAYBE POLITICS
DON'T TURN ME ON.
YOUR BROTHER WAS A GIANT.
YOU'LL BE THE SAME. YOU WATCH.
NOW, I SET UP A MEETING
WITH YOU AND Z.K. DAWSON.
HE'LL LIE OF COURSE.
BUT YOU'LL GET SOMETHING
- NO, PA.
- WHAT?
I SAID NO.
WHAT NO? HERE'S A MAP
ON HOW TO GET THERE.
HE'S SOUTH OF TULSA.
IT'S ALL ARRANGED. TAKE IT.
TAKE IT!
- OKAY, PA. FOR THE FAMILY.
- YOU BET YOUR ASS.
GOOD LUCK, BOY.
I'LL BE WITH YA.
I KNOW YOU WILL, PA!
HELLO.
GOOD AFTERNOON.
YES, I'M HERE
TO SEE MR. DAWSON.
NICHOLAS KEGAN.
YOU GO RIGHT AHEAD.
Z.K.'S ON THE PLAYING FIELD.
BEFORE YOU REACH THE HOUSE
AND THAT'S WHERE
THANK YOU.
YEAH, I'M Z.K. DAWSON.
WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?
[ Muffled ]
I'M NICHOLAS KEGAN!
GET OUT OF THE VEHICLE.
I SAID,
GET OUT OF THE VEHICLE.
UH, SPEAK UP.
I'M, UH, NICK KEGAN.
TOM KEGAN'S SON.
I KNOW THAT. BUT WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE ON MY PLAYING FIELD,
OH, THE GUARD SAID, WELL--
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE GUARD
TOLD YOU, I WANNA KNOW
WE HAD AN APPOINTMENT,
MR. DAWSON.
I'M AWARE OF THAT FACT.
NOW YOU'RE WASTING MY TIME.
- WELL, LOOK HERE, UH--
- WATCH YOUR TONE.
- MR. DAWSON--
- THAT'S BETTER.
MR. DAWSON,
WE'VE DISCOVERED A RIFLE.
WE HAVE EVERY REASON TO BELIEVE
IT'S THE WEAPON THAT KILLED
YOUR BROTHER WAS
A MISERABLE, COLD-ASSED,
AND NOT A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE,
AS I GUESS IS WELL KNOWN TO YOU.
YES, I'M AWARE OF THAT.
BUT THE ASSASSIN WAS HIRED
BY A MAN NAMED CASPER JR.
AND AS YOU KNOW EVERYONE
OF IMPORTANCE IN THE AREA,
WHAT I OUGHT TO DO
IS RUN RIGHT OVER YOU,
SIR?
I KNOW
YOU'RE HERE BECAUSE YOU THINK
I HAD SOME PART OF A CONSPIRACY
YOU AND ALL THE OTHER
CONSPIRACY LOVERS IN THIS
ACTUALLY, MR. DAWSON--
WHY SHOULD I KILL YOUR BROTHER
WHEN I'M GETTING RICH OFF HIM?
OFF HIS MILITARY SPENDIN',
HIS SPACE SPENDIN'.
HIS TAX REDUCTION
A-AND H-HIS CRISIS SPENDIN'.
HELL, YOU KNOW IF YOUR OLD MAN
DIDN'T OWN HIM ALREADY,
EXCEPT FOR
HIS SNOTTY PERSONALITY.
I DIDN'T COME HERE
TO LISTEN TO SLANDER,
[ Megaphone ]
SLANDER?
YOU THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK,
YOUNG MAN.
HELL, THEY DIDN'T
TEACH YOU KIDS NOTHING
HEY, I DIDN'T KILL YOUR BROTHER.
THAT'S A VILE, CRUEL,
MYTHOLOGICAL INVENTION.
BUT IT IS ALSO A--
AN INFECTIOUS INVENTION.
AND WHEN IT REACHED THE EARS
OF MY DAUGHTER, I THOUGHT,
A COUPLE OF PHONE CALLS
AND REALLY FIND OUT
WHO MIGHT THAT BE?
THE PHILADELPHIA POLICE
KILLED YOUR BROTHER.
THE MAN IN CHARGE
OF THE OPERATION
SO IF I WAS YOU,
I'D JUST GO AND HAVE
- UH, HE'S DEAD.
- WELL, THEN I'D TRACK DOWN
A MAN NAMED RAY DOTY.
THANK YOU.
YEAH, WELL,
NOW, I'M GONNA
TELL YOU ONE MORE THING.
I'M GONNA GIVE YOU
A HEAD START OF 30 SECONDS.
AND THEN ME AND MY BOYS HERE,
WE'RE COMING AFTER