inquiry
and make sure there are no
outstanding warrants on you.
Then we shall contact
the commissariat.
A month is enough for us
to get to know each other.
You're all big talkers,
but when it comes to business...
Let us call my friends.
And they will bring me my
passport, some clothes.
I heard : a meteorite killed
a Siberian tiger.
Not a Chinese guy - they number
2 bln - but a Siberian tiger.
- There's only a hundred of those.
- Why do you mention the tiger?
He was also tremendously out of
luck.
Let us start with the eggs,
like the ancient Romans did.
There are 3 bln women
on the Earth.
1 bln is too old for you,
1 bln - too young.
Half a bln will say
you are not their type:
and you wont like
the other half.
So, please, when speaking to me,
do not mention sex anymore.
No way. We're all invited
to Lisa's wedding.
You must come.
She's a bride now. She ain't gonna
give me none now, that's for sure.
A bride? No.
But don't you forget there will be
other girls there. It's a wedding!
They all dream of
becoming brides:
hence a strong desire to spend
a matrimonial night with smb.
I don't care about your future.
Where did you find this old goat?
And what's with the
trolley-bus crap?
No civilized country
goes in for trolley-buses!
Trolley-buses!
Soviet dinosaurs!
Are you retarded or something?
What trolley-buses?
- Are you trying to piss me off?
- No!
- You appeal to my conscience?
- You actually remember the word!
- Are you gonna talk about love!
- I am all ears. Do go on.
Your conscience may rest.
You've nothing to do with this.
- Are you sure?
- Yes.
And that is why I'm the last
to find out?
You didn't even ask
my advice!
- I'm like nothing to you!
- That's right!
- You have a short memory.
- What is there to remember?
- The most important thing!
- You mean, sex?
Yes, sex! You think
it is so unimportant?
Just like warming up
at a gym class?
Katya said you were
limp last night.
Failed your gym, did ya, huh?
For Chrissakes! You know very
well what I mean!
It could be Katya, or Lena!
We broke up!
I've no obligations before you,
I never had any in a first place!
Continence is not for men.
Such is physiology!
But a woman throwing
herself at a stranger! ..
That is physiology too!
Maybe. But to get married
to a total stranger!
Only a fool can do this!
What if Hone
comes to the wedding?
If I were him I wouldn't.
He won't come.
She hurt his feelings.
...The ancient Japanese
believed
that after death Man
goes on living -
in his posterity.
Only when there is no
posterity -
a Man dies entirely.
Their motivation
was very simple:
to come to terms with death.
Gordeeva.
What would be your take on
coming to terms with death?
We can stop
thinking about death.
I've never died. I've never
had such experience.
Also I was late for the lecture.
So, will not thinking about it do?
I can't accept your answer.
Lyuba?
What would you say?
We can film one's life on video.
After one dies, we can watch it.
This way a person may know
that he left this recording and
have an easier time dying.
I doubt whether it's possible.
But, nevertheless.
Anyone else?
- A woman can get married.
- Excuse me?
A woman gets married and
changes her last name.
Say, a Gordeeva disappears
by getting married.
She'll become some missus...
Thus Gordeeva will be dead.
And it will be easier
for that missus to really die,
because she has had this kind
of experience already.
I guess I am thinking like an
ancient Japanese person would.
- A stupid Japanese!
- You're the one who is stupid!
Fascinating! My boring subject is
a cause for such outbursts!
You look like an idiot right now!
Tochilin, you're absolutely
wrong.
Getting married is not death,
it's a new life.
A woman gets married
to procreate children.
She simply wants to get married!
For no reason! To anyone!
I wanted us to get married!
You turned me down.
Oh, really? She said
'Tolya, let's