newspapers, I'll have a seat.
Hey, wait a minute!
What do you think you're doing?
The papers. What's the idea of
throwing them out?
The papers? It's a long story, my friend.
I never did like the idea
of sitting on newspapers.
I did it once, and all the headlines
came off on my white pants.
It actually happened.
Nobody bought a paper that day.
They followed me all over town and read
the news off the seat of my pants.
A fresh guy. What you need is
a good sock on the nose.
Listen partner,
you may not like my nose, but I do.
I always wear it out in the open so...
...if anybody wants to
take a sock at it, they can.
Yeah?
Now, that's a brilliant answer.
Why didn't I think of it?
Our conversation could have been over
long ago.
Yeah?
If you keep that up,
we won't get anywhere.
Yeah?
You got me. Yeah!
Excuse me, lady.
But that upon which you sit is mine.
I beg your pardon?
Now listen,
I put up a stiff fight for that seat.
So, if it's just the same to you, scram.
Driver, are these seats reserved?
- No. First come, first serve.
- Thank you.
These seats accommodate two people,
don't they?
Maybe they do, maybe they don't.
Thank you.
Move over.
This is a "maybe they do."
If you'd ask me real nice,
I might put that bag up there for you.
Next time you drop in, bring your folks.
Get some! Come on, everybody!
Hot dogs, folks!
Rest station, 15 minutes.
We'll only be here 15 minutes.
Red hot coffee!
Right around there.
Get the red hot coffee! Hot dogs!
Can't enjoy the ride unless you eat!
He got away.
I found myself in the middle of brush
and no sign of the skunk.
I don't know what you're raving about,
young man.
- Furthermore, I'm not interested.
- Well of all the...
Maybe you'll be interested
to know your bag is gone.
My heavens! It's gone!
I knew you'd catch on eventually.
- What am I going to do now?
- Don't tell me your ticket was in it.
No, got that all right. But not my money.
All I have here is $4.
You can wire home
for money in Jacksonville.
No, I can't.
- Yes, I guess I will.
- I'll tell the driver about your bag.
Thank you, I'd rather you didn't.
Don't be a fool. You've lost your bag.
The company should pay for it.
- What's your name?
- I don't want it reported!
That's silly.
The company will take care of it.
Can you understand English?
Would you please keep out of my affairs?
I want to be left alone.
Why, you ungrateful brat.
Board!
All aboard!
Jacksonville, 30 minutes for breakfast.
Only 30 minutes for breakfast.
Just 30 minutes. That's all. No more.
Read all about it!
I'm so sorry.
Silly, isn't it?
Why, everybody's gone!
Thank you for that, very much.
- We're in Jacksonville, aren't we?
- Yes.
That was foolish of me.
Why didn't you shove me away?
I hated to wake you up.
You look kind of pretty asleep.
How about some breakfast?
No thank you. No, I'm going
to the Windsor Hotel.
Windsor? You'll never make it in time.
We leave in a half an hour.
No, they'll wait for me.
Driver, I'm going to be a few minutes late.
Be sure to wait for me.
Yeah?
Yes.
Where's the bus to New York?
It left about 20 minutes ago.
But that's ridiculous. I was on that bus.
I told them to wait.
I'm sorry, miss, but it's gone.
Good morning. Remember me?
I'm the fellow you slept on last night.
Seems to me,
I've already thanked you for that.
What time's the next bus?
8:00 tonight.
8:00? That's 12 hours.
Sorry, miss.
What's wrong?
Wouldn't the old meanies wait for you?
Why are you so excited?
You missed it, too.
Yeah, I missed it too.
Don't tell me you did it on my account.
I hope you haven't any idea
that what happened last night is...
Young man,
you needn't concern yourself about me.
I can take care of myself.
You're doing a pretty sloppy job of it.
Here's your ticket.
My ticket?
I found it on the seat.
Thank you.
It must have fallen out of my purse.
You'll never get away with it,
Miss Andrews.
- What are you talking about?