saying much?
Seems to me you're doing excellently
without any assistance.
That's pretty good. ''Seems to me you're
doing excellently without any assistance.''
Well shut my big, nasty mouth.
Looks like you're one up on me.
There's nothing l like better
than to meet a high-class mama...
...that can snap back at you.
The colder they are, the hotter they get.
That's what l always say.
Yes, sir.
When a cold mama gets hot,
boy how she sizzles.
Now you're just my type.
Believe me, sister,
l could go for you in a big way.
''Fun-on-the-side Shapeley,'' they call me.
With accent on the ''fun''. Believe you me.
Believe you me,
you bore me to distraction.
Looks like you're two up on me now.
Hey, you.
-There's a seat over there for you.
-What's the idea?
l'd like to sit next to my wife,
if you don't mind.
-Your wife?
-Yes.
Come on.
Yeah. Sure, excuse me.
You know, l was just....
Sure. Excuse me, miss.
l was just trying to make things pleasant.
Excuse me, l....
l didn't mean anything, Doc.
-No offence, Doc.
-No.
lf you promise not to snap my head off,
l'd like to thank you.
Forget it. l didn't do it for you.
His voice gets on my nerves.
What'd you do all day?
Ran in and out of doorways.
Trying to keep out of the rain.
Your clothes are all wet.
Here.
You're as helpless as a baby.
Thank you.
Here you are, folks. Cigars, cigarettes,
chewing gum, candy, magazines.
Here, boy.
-Yes, ma'am.
-A box of chocolates, please.
-Never mind. She doesn't want it.
-But....
-Of course, l do. What do you mean?
-Beat it.
Well, you've got your nerve. Here, boy!
$1 .60.
You had $4 last night.
How will you get to New York at this rate?
That's none of your business.
You're on a budget from now on.
-Just a minute. You can't--
-Shut up.
-What's the matter, officer?
-Bridge washed out.
Looks like we can't get through
till morning.
lf any passengers want a place to sleep...
...you'll find an auto camp
up yonder a piece.
-Where?
-Right over there. See those lights?
Dyke's Auto camp.
All right, thanks. Hey, brat.
Are you talking to me?
Yeah. Come on,
we're stopping here for the night.
Hey! Come on, we're all set.
Good evening. Hope you
and your husband rest comfortable.
Come on! What are you going to do,
stay out there all night?
Darn clever, these Armenians?
Yeah, it's a gift.
l just had the unpleasant sensation
of hearing you referred to as my husband.
Yeah. l forgot to tell you about that.
l registered as Mr. and Mrs.
You did?
What am l expected to do? Leap for joy?
l kind of half expected you to thank me.
Your ego is absolutely colossal.
Yeah, it's not bad. How's yours?
You know, compared to you,
my friend Shapeley's an amateur.
Just whatever gave you any idea
l'd stand for this?
Now wait a minute.
Let's get this straightened out right now.
lf you're nursing any silly notion
that l'm interested in you, forget it.
You're just a headline to me.
A headline?
You're not a newspaper man, are you?
Chalk up one for your side.
Now listen. You want to
get to King Westley, don't you?
All right, l'm here to help you.
What l want is your story.
Exclusive. A day-to-day account.
All about your mad fight to happiness.
l need that story.
Between you and me, l've got to have it.
lsn't that just too cute.
There's a brain behind that face of yours,
isn't there?
You've got everything nicely figured out
for yourself. lncluding this.
This? Well, that's a matter
of simple mathematics.
These cabins cost $2 a night.
l'm very sorry to inform you, wifey dear...
...but the family purse won't stand
for our having separate establishment.
Thank you very much, sir.
You've been very kind.
lt's all right with me.
Go on out in the storm.
But l'm going to follow you.
Yeah.
And if you get tough, l'll just have to turn
you over to your old man. Right now.
Savvy? That's my whole plot in a nutshell.
A simple story for simple people.
You behave yourself,
l'll see you get