Dave.
Hey... how's it going?
I haven't seen you since a...
Well, since you said, you never
wanted to see me again,
- I guess it worked.
- What a fun day that was, huh?
Let me guess, you're late for something again.
- Good old Dave.
- I'm not following you.
You know, the guys that's always fooling around,
who can't handle a serious relationship.
Well, that was the old Dave, how about we get
together and talk about the new Dave over dinner?
- I...
- Tomorrow night, my place.
- I...
- Great.
- No...
- You look good, Claire.
Where are we?
Well, I think they're remodeling the forest.
I like it... stylish, functional.
Where did the nutties go?
Give me a break, we're in the building, Theodore.
- Dave!
- Ian.
Hey, you ever seen the view from the 88th floor?
- No, they never let me passed the lobby.
- What? I can't...
Hey back off man... this is Dave Seville.
Mr. Seville, can I get you some
muffins, scones, pastries?
- No, no... I hate to be a bother.
- Really? It's no bother, we also have an omlet station.
Omlet station.. huh?
Can I get you some water, or Cafe latte?
How about a shot of or wheatgrass Juice?
Maybe later, thank's.
Lets talk about your song, Dave.
Well, it crazy as is sounds, the original
inspiration came to me...
The song sucks, Dave.
- What?
- Your song, it's awful.
I hate it.
Yea, I mean, who's gonna sing it?
Justin, Fergie, not a chance.
- I mean, I need something new, I need something fresh.
- That is new.
Dave, we go way back,
alright...
We both come along ways since college.
You.. not so much...
I wanted to like that song.
But, you heard it, not that good.
If I wasn't your friend, I'd say...
Dave you go right back out of this office, and you
keep writing music, you'll get there someday...
but I am your friend, so I'm gonna tell you that...
There's no sense in writing songs,
that no one is ever... ever going to sing.
Ever?
Excuse me.
Can I get some of that water?
We ran out of it.
- Out of the way.
- Move your butt Theodore.
You stepped on my tail.
The last one at the door, is road kill.
- I'm in.
- What are these shiney things?
- Theodore, we're leaving now.
- Oh...
- Ok, maybe this wasn't my best idea.
- Look out!
Maniac!
Please.
- Back to the tree
- Back to the tree.
- Back to the door.
- Back to the door.
- Basket... 3:00 o'clock
- Which way is 3:00 o'clock?
- This way!
- Guys, wait for me.
Wait up... I'm still a baby yet, you know.
Jump, Theodore, you got to really want it.
- I want it, I want it.
- I can't hang like this, waiting all day.
Really... jump in already!
Wooo... muffins.
House... is this a house?
- No... it's a garbage can.
- Ahh...
Ohh...
this must be, where he
stores his food for winter in.
Come on baby... come to papa.
Hello, Gorgeous.
Wow... we hit the mother load.
These taste the greatest... well, am I right?
Eureka!
I found the cheese balls
What're you doing?
Dont make a mess.
Timber...
Quick, hide.
Did I put this here?
There you are.
Got you...
Gee... he's been out for quite a while.
- Huh, he's gonna be dead...
- Don't panic.
Write everyhing down.
We need a garbage bag, a shovel,
some antiseptic, some gloves and a radio.
Hang on, Sherlock.
He's coming too.
I must be hearing things.
Oh... this is trippy.
Sir, are you alright?
Get back.
- Squirels can't talk.
- Woo... woo... oh, oh, oh, oh, oh...
Watch it, genius... we're Chipmunks, Chip-Munks.
Chipmunks can't talk either.
Well... our lips are moving,
and words are coming out.
This is not happening, I'm not talking to Chipmunks.
I'm not talking to Chipmunks!
So... how's that working for you Dave?
- How do you know my name?
- Oh that one? We read your mail.
- By accident.
- You really ought to pay that utility bill, Dave.
You ever heard of credit rating?
What's this thing?
- Stop that, turn that off.
- Sorry.
He fell out of the tree at birth.
Can... can all animals talk?
I believe fish have this kind of sign