and turn off the alarm!
Alvin! Alvin, I'm not kidding!
I'm not kidding, buddy. Turn it off!
Guys! Guys...
Boys, this isn't funny.
Hello. Humane Society? Yes. I need help.
A man is after us.
He wants to take us to a terrible place.
- School!
- Out!
- Have a heart, huh?
- Have a heart?
Dave wants you to go to school,
so you're going.
Yeah, well, don't worry about
picking us up at 3:00, Toby.
We'll get a ride. In a hearse!
Guys, guys, come on. Look, trust me.
The second day
is never as bad as the first.
Glasses! Glasses! You wouldn't hit
a guy with glasses, would you?
You're out, man!
Right in the pancreas.
- Call the nurse.
- Out! Out! You're out.
Come on, Alvin!
Remember your 5 D's!
Dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge!
- Move!
- You're next, fur ball.
You talking to me? You talking to me?
I'm the only one here,
so you must be talking to me.
- Yeah! Got him!
- Did you see that?
Unbelievable. He caught it.
You're out, man.
And the fat lady, she's a-singing.
- Dude's got hands.
- I think they're paws, actually.
Whatever. We can definitely use him
on the team.
Hey, fur ball! How would you like
a spot on the football team?
Football?
I gotta say, you're good. I'm gonna
let you hang out with us at lunch.
- That is, if you wanna be on the team.
- Interesting proposition.
- Alvin?
- Let me get back to you on that.
This is a one-time offer.
Don't take too long to think it over.
Right! Like I would ditch my brothers
just to become the first chipmunk ever
to play on an actual varsity football team.
Fat chance!
The stadium is pandemonium!
It's 4th and goal. It's up! It's up!
And he catches it! The crowd goes crazy!
Hey!
- Me?
- Alvin! Alvin! Alvin!
Alvin, I think the super-cool jock table
is paging you.
Why would I go over there? Like I really
need to worry about being popular.
Hello? Talking chipmunk? Huh?
World-famous rock star?
Guy with his own plush doll?
Guys, I'm on pajamas!
Not to toot my own horn, but...
Come on. It's laughable.
- Just go, Alvin.
- Really? You mean it?
- Yeah.
- Thanks! I'll be right back!
- What up, dudes?
- What's up, little man?
- Welcome to the cool table.
- Yeah! Bring it.
- Yeah!
- Pound the paw.
I want it! I got it! I got it! I...
Don't got it.
- I think he's cute.
- Me, too.
Toss. And he's up!
- Thank you.
- Hey, Alvin.
Call me.
Bernie, I'm telling you,
the Chipmunks are old news.
I got the next big thing.
Singing female chipmunks.
Hello? Bernie? Hello?
God! What part of "singing female
chipmunks" don't these people...
Girls, we're going to school.
And he's up and he scores!
Hey! What up, S?
Don't hate on the high-five.
Yeah. High-five.
Look, Alvin,
I know you guys have been busy
with your sporting endeavors
and whatnot,
but I can really use your help at home.
No can do.
Ry-dawg is gonna teach me how to get
pretty girls to do my homework.
Alvin, you promised Theodore
we'd hang out.
We are watching Meerkat Manor tonight.
No pretty girls.
- Dude, I can't swing it today, bro.
- That's what you say every day, Alvin.
Need I remind you
it's your day to do the laundry?
You better listen to your daddy, Alvin.
You don't wanna get grounded.
Are you going to pick that up?
Are you going to make me?
I'm just going to elegantly show you
how it's done.
Simon...
Off the glass.
And you call yourself a jock.
My brother, he's a real jokester.
Always kidding.
Anyhoo, see you guys in class.
- Hey, that's my pudding.
- It's my pudding.
Why are you trying to embarrass me
in front of my friends?
Are you kidding me? They're the ones
you should be embarrassed by.
- Good luck with the show, guys.
- Front row seats. Can't wait.
So? What song are we gonna sing?
No pressure,
but the whole school is counting on us.
Relax. It's like Ryan says,
who's gonna beat singing chipmunks?
That Simon is dreamy!
I think Theodore was looking at me.
Yeah, I know.
But, guys, remember what Ian said?
We can't