Alvin! Alvin!
Alvin, I think the super-cool jock table
is paging you.
Why would I go over there? Like I really
need to worry about being popular.
Hello? Talking chipmunk? Huh?
World-famous rock star?
Guy with his own plush doll?
Guys, I'm on pajamas!
Not to toot my own horn, but...
Come on. It's laughable.
- Just go, Alvin.
- Really? You mean it?
- Yeah.
- Thanks! I'll be right back!
- What up, dudes?
- What's up, little man?
- Welcome to the cool table.
- Yeah! Bring it.
- Yeah!
- Pound the paw.
I want it! I got it! I got it! I...
Don't got it.
- I think he's cute.
- Me, too.
Toss. And he's up!
- Thank you.
- Hey, Alvin.
Call me.
Bernie, I'm telling you,
the Chipmunks are old news.
I got the next big thing.
Singing female chipmunks.
Hello? Bernie? Hello?
God! What part of "singing
female chipmunks" don't these people...
Girls, we're going to school.
And he's up and he scores!
Hey! What up, S?
Don't hate on the high-five.
Yeah. High-five.
Look, Alvin,
I know you guys have been busy
with your sporting endeavors
and whatnot,
but I can really use your help at home.
No can do.
Ry-dawg is gonna teach me how to get
pretty girls to do my homework.
Alvin, you promised Theodore
we'd hang out.
We are watching Meerkat Manor tonight.
No pretty girls.
- Dude, I can't swing it today, bro.
- That's what you say every day, Alvin.
Need I remind you
it's your day to do the laundry?
You better listen to your daddy, Alvin.
You don't wanna get grounded.
Are you going to pick that up?
Are you going to make me?
I'm just going to elegantly show you
how it's done.
Simon...
Off the glass.
And you call yourself a jock.
My brother, he's a real jokester.
Always kidding.
Anyhoo, see you guys in class.
- Hey, that's my pudding.
- It's my pudding.
Why are you trying to embarrass me
in front of my friends?
Are you kidding me? They're the ones
you should be embarrassed by.
- Good luck with the show, guys.
- Front row seats. Can't wait.
So? What song are we gonna sing?
No pressure,
but the whole school is counting on us.
Relax. It's like Ryan says,
who's gonna beat singing chipmunks?
That Simon is dreamy!
I think Theodore was looking at me.
Yeah, I know.
But, guys, remember what Ian said?
We can't trust them.
- Wow.
- What happened?
I never thought I'd say this,
but pink is my newfavorite color.
Her glasses were quite fetching.
She's like a beautiful green gumdrop.
Okay, well, if you guys wanna do this,
you have to pay attention.
Maybe this is a good time
for us to take a break.
Good call. Take five.
- She's right. We need to focus, fellas.
- Right.
This is for my screensaver.
Cheese Balls!
Hey, you guys! Hey.
You guys ready to go?
'Cause I got a lot of important stuff
to do at home.
You must be their guardian.
That I... That I am. Yes, I am.
Hi, how are you? How are you, Dr. Rubin?
I know that because
I went to school here a few years ago.
I don't know if you remember me.
Toby Seville? Probably not.
Toby?
No way! Hi! Hey, no braces.
- Your teeth look great.
- You... I... Thank you. I appreciate...
I did. I did. I did get my braces off
'cause they were just...
Okay.
That... You know what,
I know a guy who actually...
Who works on drum heads.
So that's very good.
I'll be in the car, guys. So...
Somebody's in love.
That aside, we're going to replace
everything. Chipmunk's honor.
Yes, the oldfalse-modesty
suck-up routine.
- Ian Hawke?
- I thought I smelled a rat.
May I help you, Mr. Hawke?
Well, I was wondering if I could help you.
I just heard about
your musical competition,
and I just skedaddled down here as quick
as I could to volunteer my girls.
Well, that's very thoughtful of you,
but I've already made up my mind.
Well, perhaps this will
change your mind. Girls?
They're with Ian?
Curtains!
One. Two. One, two...
Wow! They're good!
Good? They're astounding!
My good people of West Eastman,
you have just witnessed