little pachyderm. (TRUMPETING) (CHIRPING) I think it's working! (TRUMPETING) Or not! (ALL EXCLAIMING) Guys, that was huge. He's right. So, are we back to one for all and three for one? Come on, Simon. Hug it out. You know I'm sorry, Si. Si? Don't make me have to kiss you! Because I'll do it. I don't care. (SMOOCHING) Here come the lips. Make-out train is leaving the station. (TOOTING) (CHUCKLING) Think I'll take that hug. (SIGHS) Guys. (SINGING SINGLE LADIES) Interested? Call lan Hawke. 310-555-5309. Deloris, get me that lan Hawke on the phone. (CHIPETTES HUMMING SINGLE LADIES) There you are... Hi. ...my sweet little moneymakers. Do you remember when I told you that I would make you all big stars? Yeah. Well, guess who's opening up for Britney Spears at the Staples Center tonight? (SQUEALING) Yeah! Pinch me. Am I dreaming? Oh, my gosh. Wait, tonight? We'll miss the school contest. That is correct. You will miss the school contest. You're so smart. I can never get anything past you. It was never about that stupid school contest. It was always about making Brittany a star. Oh. That's what you wanted, right? (GASPS) (HESITANTLY) Well, yeah. Well, tonight's your big chance. It's all about you, Brittany. What about Jeanette and Eleanor? Yeah, well, they can sing backup. I got them some stuff, too. Oh! Hey! But we're her sisters. And the three of us sing together or not at all. Okay, fine. All I really need is the B-girl. Lan, I won't do it without them. Okay. Fine, fine. Let's move on to plan B. Okay! Who likes barbecue? Barbecue? Because I know this awesome little barbecue restaurant in the Valley that makes the best roasted chipmunk. (INHALES) Mmm, real tasty. Unless, of course, you wanna sing. Oh! (BRITTANY SIGHS) Welcome to West Eastman, and thank you for supporting music in our scHools. Now, remember, the group you pick tonight will win $25,000 for their school! Now, we've got a lot of acts, and we Have to turn the Heat off at 9:30, so without any further ado, representing Orange Grove, put your Hands together for Li'l Rosero! (ALL NIGHT DANCE CREW PLAYING ON STEREO) So, we meet again. What? You want a piece of this, eagle? (CHUCKLES) (CELL PHONE RINGING) Lan Hawke? I'll take that. Oh, I didn't realize I pocket-dialed 1-800-LOWLIFE. BRITTANY: (SOFTLY) Alvin? Brittany? Yeah, could you guys fill in for us? We're not gonna be able to perform tonigHt. What about the music department? The whole school is counting on you. I know. I know. I should Have listened to you about lan. Don't tell me! Yep. He locked us in a cage. What? This is the biggest you have? I had my assistant call and ask for the biggest limo. This is not the biggest limo you have. I'll go break the news to Dr. Rubin. Brittany? Alvin, don't move! You got it! Brittany, I'm coming to get you. Simon, tell Jeanette how to pick the lock. Roger that! Oh, man. I need to get to the girls, fast! Oh! I know how! (WHOOPING) (ALL NIGHT DANCE CREW CONTINUES PLAYING) Jeanette, focus. The third number is notoriously the hardest to crack. I'm assuming it's a prime number, but we can't assume... Simon! The first two numbers were ones. I got to go with one. (GASPS) It opened! IAN: All right, girls. Lan's coming. Put the phone back. Hurry! Get ready to be fabulous. Oh, we're ready. Yeah, you better be. Because tonight's performance is going to put me back on top. (TIRES SCREECHING) (ENGINE REVVING) MAN: Next up, please welcome Cherice! (BAND PLAYING NO ONE) (SINGING) Driver-man, take me to the arena. VIP entrance. (SPEAKING FRENCH) How about a little moon roof action? ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Клуб «Завтрак» на английском - текст Агония на английском - текст Отец и сын на английском - текст Банзай, режиссёр! на английском - текст Всемирный квартирный кошмар на английском |