going to school.
ALVIN: And he's up
and he scores!
Hey! What up, S?
Whoa! Don't hate
on the high-five.
(SARCASTICALLY)
Yeah. High-five.
Look, Alvin,
I know you guys
have been busy
with your sporting endeavors
and whatnot,
but I can really use
your help at home.
Oh, no can do.
Ry-dawg is gonna teach me
how to get pretty girls
to do my homework.
(STAMMERING) Alvin,
you promised Theodore
we'd hang out.
We are watching
Meerkat Manor tonight.
No pretty girls.
Dude, I can't
swing it today, bro.
That's what you
say every day, Alvin.
Need I remind you
it's your day to
do the laundry?
You better listen to
your daddy, Alvin. You don't
wanna get grounded. Oh!
Are you going
to pick that up?
Are you going to make me?
(SPEAKS FRENCH)
I'm just going to
elegantly show you
how it's done.
Uh, Simon...
Off the glass.
And you call yourself a jock.
(LAUGHING MOCKINGLY)
(CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY)
My brother,
he's a real jokester.
Always kidding.
Uh, anyhoo, um,
see you guys in class.
Hey, that's my pudding.
It's my pudding.
(LAUGHING)
Why are you
trying to embarrass me
in front of my friends?
Are you kidding me?
They're the ones you
should be embarrassed by.
Good luck with
the show, guys.
Front row seats.
Can't wait.
So? What song are
we gonna sing?
No pressure,
but the whole school
is counting on us.
Relax. It's like Ryan says,
who's gonna beat
singing chipmunks?
(I WANT TO KNOW
WHAT LOVE IS PLAYING)
(ALL SIGHING)
(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)
Oh, that Simon is dreamy!
I think Theodore
was looking at me.
Yeah, I know. But, guys,
remember what lan said?
We can't trust them.
Whoa!
Wow!
(SIMON GROWLING)
(PLAYING FOLLOW ME NOW)
(CHIPMUNKS SINGING)
Wow.
What happened?
I never thought I'd say this,
but pink is my
new favorite color.
Her glasses were
quite fetching.
She's like a beautiful
green gumdrop.
Okay, well,
if you guys wanna do this,
you have to pay attention.
Maybe this is a good time
for us to take a break.
Good call. Take five.
She's right.
We need to focus, fellas.
Right.
This is for my screensaver.
Cheese Balls!
Hey, you guys! Hey.
You guys ready to go?
'Cause I got a lot
of important stuff
to do at home.
Oh, you must be
their guardian.
That I...
That I am. Yes, I am.
Hi, how are you?
How are you, Dr. Rubin?
I know that because
I went to school
here a few years ago.
I don't know if
you remember me.
Toby Seville? Probably not.
Mmm. Uh...
Toby?
(STUTTERING)
No way! Hi!
Hey, no braces.
(GASPING)
Your teeth look great.
(STAMMERING) You... I...
Thank you. I appreciate...
I did. I did.
I did get my braces off
'cause they were just...
(EXCLAIMING)
Oh! Okay. Oh...
(CYMBALS CLATTERING)
(IMITATING HORN TOOTING)
That... You know what,
I know a guy who actually...
Who works on drum heads.
So that's very good.
I'll be in the car, guys.
So...
Somebody's in love.
That aside,
we're going to replace
everything. Chipmunk's honor.
Ah, yes,
the old false-modesty
suck-up routine.
Lan Hawke?
I thought I smelled a rat.
May I help you, Mr. Hawke?
Well, I was wondering
if I could help you.
I just heard about
your musical competition,
and I just skedaddled down
here as quick as I could
to volunteer my girls.
Oh. Well, that's very
thoughtful of you,
but I've already
made up my mind.
Well, perhaps this will
change your mind. Girls?
(ALL GASPING)
They're with lan?
Curtains!
(CHIPETTES MURMURING)
MAN: One. Two. One, two...
(BAND PLAYING HOT N COLD)
(SINGING HOT N COLD)
Wow! They're good!
Good? They're astounding!
(STUDENTS CHEERING)
My good people
of West Eastman,
you have just witnessed
the debut of the Chipettes.
Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you.
So?
They were splendid,
but as I said before,
I have made my decision.
Brit?
No!
I see.
You've made your decision.
I don't mean
to speak out of school,
Doctor,
but in the true
spirit of democracy,
which our great,
wonderful country
was