You don't know
how lucky you are.
Everybody wants to go
to Des Moines.
People come to get
one look at Des Moines...
before they die.
Some people say
it's the best city in Iowa.
I know you're teasing me.
Texas is the best!
I think you should stop worrying.
You'll see some
terrific new things.
We are.
[Garrett]
Oohhh!
Ahhooo!
Whoo!
Whoo!
Would you please, if you will,
hold it down over there?
Sorry, I can't hear you.
Hold it down!
Have some respect
for other people's feelings!
Come over a little closer.
Hey, you in the bush,
I can't hear you.
I took a sauna.
It's hard not to yell...
when you hit cold water.
You're ignoring me
when I speak?
What am I supposed to say?
It's hard not to yell...
when you hit cold water.
Hey, uh, come here.
Come here?
What is your name?
Aurora?
Yes.
You-You want a shock?
No, not especially.
What?
Well, we're going to have this...
dinner at, uh...
NASA dinner at the White House.
You know, some cosmonauts,
and all of us...
I didn't know
who I could take.
All the people I flew with,
their wives are giving me
bitch bites all over my back...
if I show up
with one of my regular girls.
I didn't know
anybody old enough,
so I thought, "Well, I'll ask
my next-door neighbor."
Well, anyway, they
canceled the dinner,
but I was really thinking
about asking you out.
Seriously.
Ain't that a shocker?
Yes.
Imagine you having a date
with someone...
where it wasn't necessarily
a felony.
What would you have said
if I asked you?
Seriously.
I would've said I'd like
to see the White House.
So you would've come.
What the hell.
You want to have dinner
out sometime?
No, thank you.
What about lunch?
You ladies, you like
to have lunch a lot.
There's something
about your manner.
It's like you're trying
to toy with me.
That's right, Aurora.
I'm playing with you.
This is the element.
Do you want to play, Aurora?
Want to have lunch?
We'll have lunch.
If you want to have lunch
in some restaurant...
to improve the atmosphere
in this neighborhood,
I wouldn't exactly say no.
Come here.
We're too far apart to talk.
Now,
Aurora,
since you've agreed,
why don't we just
forget about the rest?
I mean, I know how you feel.
There were countdowns
when I had my doubts.
I said to myself,
"You agreed to do it.
"You're strapped in,
"and you're in the hands...
"of something bigger and
more powerful than yourself.
"So, uh, why don't you just...
lay back and enjoy the ride?"
I'm not going.
There's something
wrong with you.
Oh, God.
I'm such a shit.
[Flap]
Wait! That must be it.
[Emma]
Right there? Oh, God!
Flap, it's great.
Is that it, really?
Oh, it's great.
Isn't that sweet?
Oh, that was a bump.
Oh, yeah.
What is that?
Shall we go see the house?
You stay there.
Come on.
Let's get this off.
Come on.
Whoa! Come on.
Oh, sweetheart,
did you hurt yourself?
Nope, not yet.
Do you like it?
Do you like it?
Oh, it's great.
Flap, it's great.
Oh, my God.
Oh.
Oh!
Leave the mattress here.
We can sleep here.
I'm really tired.
Ow! Ow!
You ever made love in Iowa?
Tommy's room is on
the other side of the hall,
so we can get noisy.
Good. You get to make
your little high-pitched squeak.
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Flap, what about you?
What about you?
Here I come.
Here I come again.
Yes! Yes!
Yes!
Here I come again.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Oh, God.
You just made me wet.
How can you do that
with your voice?
You just make
your voice like that.
If Tommy can't hear us,
we can't hear Tommy.
He's fine, Mother.
Don't get pissy.
I'll be right back.
 The bells are ringing 
 For me and my gal 
 The birds are singing 
 For me and my gal 
Sing with me!
 Everybody's a-goin' 
 To a weddin' 
 They're knowin' 
 And for weeks they been callin' 
 Every Susie and Sal 
I have papers to grade.
This isn't love, it's selfishness.
It's been a week
since we've