PUNKS LIKE YOU THAT PARAMEDICS
END UP SCRAPING OFF THE
ROAD AT 4:00 IN THE MORNING.
FOR YOUR SAKE AND THE SAFETY OF OTHERS,
I HOPE YOU FAIL YOUR DRIVING EXAM.
( engine revving )
WAIT UP!
WAIT UP! MY BUS!
- ( honking )
- ( tires screech )
YOU KNOW, DEAN, I CAN'T HELP WONDERING,
IS IT EVER GONNA GET THAT GOOD FOR ME?
ANDERSON, THE ONLY DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN YOU AND THAT GREASEBALL
- IS THAT HE HAS A LICENSE, AND YOU DON'T.
- ( tires screech )
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
SCUMBAG!
GET ON IT. I'LL DRIVE YOU HOME.
NO WAY, MAN. I HAVE A
DRIVER'S EXAM TO TAKE SATURDAY.
- I DON'T WANT TO GET KILLED.
- LES.
YOUR LICENSE IS JUST AS
IMPORTANT TO ME AS IT IS TO YOU.
I'LL TAKE IT EASY.
TRUST ME.
Dean: WHOO-HOO! YEAH!
WATCH OUT, WATCH OUT!
DEAN! DEAN!
- Man: I'LL GET YOU, YOU LITTLE PRICK!
- DEAN!
( tires screech )
- Dean: Hee-hee-hee-hee!
- Les: Whoa!
HERE YOU GO!
FRONT-DOOR SERVICE!
- GREAT. THANKS.
- WOW!
Dean: WHOSE CADDY?
IT'S MY GRANDFATHER'S.
16 YEARS OLD, MAN,
AND IT ONLY HAS 20,000 MILES ON IT.
WOW!
- WHAT'S IT DOING HERE?
- MY GRANDDAD'S AFRAID TO TAKE IT ON LONG TRIPS,
SO HE BORROWED MY DAD'S CAR FOR A WEEK.
DO YOU KNOW THIS BOAT WOULD KICK ASS
UP AT ARCHIES?
DO YOU THINK THERE'S ANY CHANCE
WE CAN GET IT SATURDAY NIGHT?
- NOT A CHANCE IN HELL.
- NO WAY.
- HEY, DAD, WHAT'S UP?
- I'M JUST CLEANING OUT THE GARAGE,
MAKING SOME ROOM FOR THE
OLD BOAT. WHAT DO YOU THINK?
- AS LONG AS YOU'RE HERE, YOU WANT TO GIVE US A HAND?
- HEY, DEANO!
I'D LOVE TO, MR. ANDERSON,
BUT I JUST REMEMBERED--
( coughs )
I'M ALLERGIC TO DUST AND CARDBOARD BOXES
( coughs ) I GOTTA GO.
SEE YOU TONIGHT, LES!
- SEE YOU TONIGHT, DEANO.
- TAKE CARE OF THAT COUGH, DEAN.
- DAD?
- YEAH.
DO YOU THINK THERE'S
ANY WAY YOU CAN TELL ME
IF I CAN BORROW MOM'S
CAR SATURDAY NIGHT?
HERE'S THE DEAL, LES. FIRST GET
YOUR LICENSE, THEN WE'LL TALK.
Mr. Anderson: NATALIE!
WHAT NICE HAPPENED TO WHO TODAY?
WHAT INTERESTING NEWS?
- ( indistinct chatter )
- ( chatting stops )
FOR YOUR INFORMATION,
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I ATE
WHEN I WAS PREGNANT WITH ALL
OF YOU. YOU TURNED OUT OKAY.
- Les: DAD?
-YEP?
DID YOU, UM, LOOK AT
THE BROCHURE I GAVE YOU?
-YOU BET.
- WHAT DID YOU THINK?
WELL, A $23,000 BMW
FOR A 16-YEAR-OLD KID WHO'S
NEVER HAD A JOB A DAY IN HIS LIFE?
I THINK IT'S A GREAT IDEA.
BUT DAD, THE CAR
WOULDN'T ONLY BE FOR ME.
I MEAN, SHE CAN USE IT TOO!
DON'T INCLUDEME IN YOUR OBSESSIONS.
LES, ISN'T IT PREMATURE TO BE
TALKING ABOUT GETTING A CAR?
YOU JUST FINISHED YOUR DRIVER'S
ED COURSE TWO HOURS AGO.
KARL SAYS THAT IN AMERICA,
PEOPLE ARE MISLEAD TO BELIEVE
- THAT A CAR REPRESENTS FREEDOM
AND INDIVIDUALITY-- - RIGHT.
WHEN IN ESSENCE, IT IS MORE
OPPRESSIVE THAN ANYTHING ELSE.
BURDENING THE INDIVIDUAL
WITH SUCH MATERIALISTIC COST--
WAIT, WHO CARES WHAT YOUR
COMMIE BOYFRIEND THINKS?
- I SEE IT'S GREAT TO BE AN AMERICAN.
- I AGREE.
YES!
THIS IS THE MOST OPPRESSIVE
ENVIRONMENT A CHILD CAN BE RAISED IN.
NATALIE, ONE DAY SOON,
IT WILL ALL BE OVER.
- YOU'LL GO AWAY.
-( honking )
( honks )
ALL RIGHT, I'M OUT OF HERE.
HEY, BUDDY, DOWN!
( honking continues )
Dean: YO, LET'S GO!
-( honking continues )
-LES, COME ON, GET YOUR BUTT DOWN HERE!
LES!
- ( honking )
- GET DOWN HERE, LES!
- GET OUT!
- OUT!
RIGHT. I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
## SWEET, SWEET SURRENDER... ##
- MOM-- - WHAT
ARE YOU DOING?
DUCK DOWN! DUCK DOWN!
Dean: MOM, MOM! NO, DON'T STOP HERE.
- GO, GO!
- IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH THE CAR, DEAN?
NO, IT'S NOT THE CAR, IT'S YOU.
- YOU'RE DRIVING. PLEASE, JUST GO.
- ALL RIGHT.
- THANKS, MOM. DRIVE SAFELY.
- Boy: HEY, DWEEBS!
DOES MOMMY HOLD YOUR
DICKS WHEN YOU PISS?
( laughing )
SORRY, MOM, I DIDN'T INTRODUCE
YOU. THOSE ARE MY FRIENDS.
- OH. GOOD NIGHT
- GOOD NIGHT, MOM.
## WHEN  YOUR LIFE MEETS MINE ##
## YOU REACH WAY DOWN INSIDE... ##
THANKS, MOM.
GOOD NIGHT, HONEY.
- IGNORE.
-BYE, MOM!
- Mom: BE CAREFUL!
- HEY, GUYS!
HEY, GUYS! WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
GUYS! HEY,