Anderson! Goddamn car! - How are you, honey? - I'm wet. Slow it down here, buddy! Hey, stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! - This is it, okay. - Woman in labor! Come on, honey, we're here. Woman in labor! Woman in labor! Come on, honey. Okay, okay. Keep breathing. Keep breathing. - Robert... - Come on! - Mom? - Ow! Be careful, she's in labor. Rudy, go with mom. I'll be right there, honey. Come here. I want to talk to you. Come here. Come here. Come here. Where did you learn to drive like that? - I guess last night, dad. - Yeah? Must have been one hell of a crash course. Look, don't worry about grandpa. The damage isn't that bad. We'll get the car fixed, maybe he won't notice. It's slipping! Look out, the beam! - Stand clear! - Shit! I'm losing it. Look out! Hello? Hello? - Anybody home? - It's grandpa. What are you gonna tell him, dad? The truth could kill him. But i guess he's getting king of old. What's everybody sweating about? He's been away a long time. - He'll want to come in, relax. - Damn it, open up! He hasn't seen the twins yet. I know my father. The last thing he's going to be worried about is his car. - Hi, dad. - Where's my caddy? Les did it! It was Les. I didn't... What in the hell is that? Son of a bitch! What in the hell is that? It's your car, grandpa. - Dad? - What is it? Grandpa? What's the matter? Dad, what is it? Why are you laughing? Here, I had a little trouble with your car too. My bmw? - Son of a bitch! - Yo! Les, you know how you said... when you got your license you wanted a bmw? Well, here you go. It's all yours. Take good care of it. Thanks, dad, that's very generous of you. But I don't need the bmw anymore. Les! I already have a 'Mercedes'. Don't wait up, guys! Get outta my dreams Get into my car Get into my car Get out of my dreams Get in the backseat, baby Get into my car Beep beep, yeah Get outta my mind Get outta my mind Get into my life Oh I said hey Hey You You Get into my car Oh, baby Lady driver Let me take the wheel Smooth operator Touch my bumper Bumper Hey, let's make a deal Make it real Like a road runner Coming after you Just like a hero Outta the blue I'll be your non-stop lover Get it while you can Your non-stop miracle I'm your man Get outta my dreams Get into my car Get into my car Get outta my dreams Get in the backseat, baby Get into my car Beep beep, yeah Get outta my mind Get outta my mind Get into my life-( tires screeching ) -( crash ) ## ASKED THAT GIRL WHAT SHE WANTED TO BE ## ## AND SHE SAID, BABY, CAN'T YOU SEE? ## ## I WANNA BE THE FAMOUS, A STAR OF THE SCREEN ## ## BUT YOU CAN DO ## ## SOMETHING IN BETWEEN ## ## BABY, YOU CAN DRIVE MY CAR ## ## YES, I'M GONNA BE A STAR ## ## BABY, YOU CAN DRIVE MY CAR ## ## AND BABY, I LOVE YOU ## ## I TOLD THAT GIRL THAT MY PROSPECTS WERE GOOD ## ## AND SHE SAID, BABY, IT'S UNDERSTOOD ## ## WORKING FOR PEANUTS IS ALL VERY FINE ## ## BUT I CAN SHOW YOU A BETTER TIME ## ## BABY, YOU CAN DRIVE MY CAR ## ## YES, I'M GONNA BE A STAR ## ## BABY, YOU CAN DRIVE MY CAR ## ## AND BABY, I LOVE YOU ## ## BEEP BEEP'M BEEP BEEP YEAH ## ## BEEP BEEP'M BEEP BEEP YEAH ## ## BEEP BEEP'M BEEP BEEP YEAH! ## ( sawing metal ) ( laughing maniacally ) ( continues laughing ) ( tires squealing ) ( growling ) Man's voice: Remember, the driver must always see the big picture. When driving through puddles or in heavy rain, your tires may begin to hydroplane-- actually ride on the water rather than the pavement. If this happens to you, don't panic and especially don't jam on your brakes. In this actual scientific demonstration, we see that in as little as a quarter inch of water your tires may lose contact with the surface completely. ( laughs ) ( tires screech ) ( bell rings ) DOES YOUR BROTHER HAVE MONO OR SOMETHING? - HE SLEPT THROUGH THE ENTIRE COURSE. - NO. HE'S JUST BRAIN-DEAD. MR. ANDERSON. IT'S ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Человек-невидимка на английском - текст Человек-Амфибия на английском - текст Вам и не снилось... на английском - текст Текс на английском - текст Жестокий романс на английском |