t stop, don't stop, don't stop with one
# Try 'em all
# Try 'em all
# The music's ready to begin
# Take out your headset, plug it in
# What's your answer, chum?
# Are you gonna come?
# On the coolest, hottest
# Coolest, hottest
# Coolest, hottest trip that's ever been
# Lean back, relax
Thanks, thanks a lot, but it's
not exactly over yet. Murray?
Smoke, smoke.
Smoke... Smoke...
The lights go down
and a light comes up over there.
Welcome. Welcome aboard Air Rotica.
# Take off with us
Flying not only coast to coast...
...but anywhere your desires
and fantasies wish to take you.
# Take off with us
Let us all get to know one another.
- Remember, we can take you anywhere.
- They're taking their clothes off.
Mm-hm.
Just reach out your hand
and introduce yourselves.
- My name is Sandahl.
- My name is Autumn.
- My name is Jennifer.
- My name is Rima.
- Gary.
- John.
Uh-oh. I think we just lost
the family audience.
- My name is Candace.
- My name is Jennifer.
- My name is Rima.
- My name is Danny.
- My name is Otto.
- My name's Sam.
- My name is John.
- My name is Gary.
And don't forget about
our group fun, fun, fun plan.
Now Sinatra will never record it.
Then an actor comes out
from the side of the stage and says...
- "Not once, during any of our flights..."
- Goodbye.
- See you around.
- Hope to see you again real soon.
"...of any real human communication."
- Well, uh...
- Goodbye.
"Our motto is: We take you
everywhere, but get you nowhere."
Boy, I hate to hurt his feelings,
but we can't have that on a stage.
Take five.
Well?
Yeah, it's, um... it's, uh...
interesting.
Yes, very interesting.
Did you like it?
- It's unusual.
- Mm-hm, very unusual.
Oh, I don't think they liked it.
What do you think?
I don't know about the audiences, but
I think it's the best work you've ever done.
You son of a bitch.
Jesus Christ! Sex, sex, sex - can't he
ever think of anything else but sex?
That's his sickness.
Nah, nothin' I ever do is good enough.
It's not beautiful enough, it's not
funny enough, it's not deep enough...
It's not anything enough.
Now, when I see a rose, that's perfect.
I mean, that's perfect. I wanna look up to God
and say "How the hell did you do that?"
- "And why the hell can't I do that?"
- That's probably one of your better con lines.
Yeah, it is. But that
doesn't mean I don't mean it.
If I were God...
Sometimes I think I am...
Depends on the shit you're smoking...
If I were God, man,
everybody would live forever.
No death, man. No pennies
on the eyes for anybody.
You know, man, death
is really a hip thing now.
Death is in.
Books, magazine articles, TVshows, Ken
and Barbie dolls with a mutual suicide pact...
Buried them in a little shoebox.
Knew a guy who bought a pair of them.
He was into doll necrophilia.
If it cuts...
- All right, little thing. Oooh!
- It's terrific.
There's a lady in Chicago, man,
wrote a book. Dr Kьbler-Ross, with a dash.
This chick, man, without
the benefit of dying herself,
has broken the process
of death into five stages.
Anger, denial, bargaining,
depression and acceptance.
- That's it.
- Sounds like a Jewish law firm.
- Got time to make some changes?
- Not and make the screening tonight, no.
- I cannot believe people are gonna see this.
- Neither can I.
- It's a bomb.
- Really?
Yeah, really. You'll have to make a speech.
Tell 'em it's a rough cut, we're not finished...
- Tell 'em any excuse you can think of.
- Why don't you tell 'em?
- I'm not gonna be there.
- You're not coming? Where you gonna be?
Hiding someplace, probably
vomiting, or drinking, or both.
We'll start recutting Monday morning.
They bought that love story?
Oh, I'm sorry.
I wasn't answering the phone.
I think they told me they liked it.
Just wasn't answering the phone...
Come on, don't bullshit a bullshitter.
No, I don't believe you either.
I'll have her home by 10:30, don't worry. Bye.
Oh, shit.