..
I can't even remember
all their names. Give me a hand.
Keep playing, Paul.
Bet you can't either. Quick, tell me, what
was the name ofthe girl in Philadelphia?
The blonde with the television show?
Oh, the blonde with the television
show in Philadelphia?
I remember that girl's name.
Because that girl meant something to me.
The blonde with the television show,
her name was Sweetheart.
- Honey?
- No.
Baby?
I can't remember her name.
Dorothy.
- Dorothy.
- Who cares?
I can't remember her name.
The number's lookin' good.
Keep working.
- Is he gonna cut the number?
- No, I don't think so, Paul.
He's gonna cut it. He's gonna cut it.
Oh, God, that man.
He's gonna drive me crazy.
It's showtime, folks.
It's... it's not quite ready yet.
And, Paul, it's not exactly
the way we talked about it.
- Hm?
- It's a little different.
- Mind doing that somewhere else?
- Sorry.
Lfyou wanna come in, I'll show it
to you in about five minutes.
I wanna get a drink of water.
Thanks, thanks a lot, but it's
not exactly over yet. Murray?
Smoke, smoke.
Smoke... Smoke...
The lights go down
and a light comes up over there.
Welcome. Welcome aboard Air Rotica.
Flying not only coast to coast...
...but anywhere your desires
and fantasies wish to take you.
Let us all get to know one another.
- Remember, we can take you anywhere.
- They're taking their clothes off.
Mm-hm.
Just reach out your hand
and introduce yourselves.
- My name is Sam.
- My name is Otto.
- My name is Jennifer.
- My name is Rima.
- Gary.
- John.
Uh-oh. I think we just lost
the family audience.
- My name is Candace.
- My name is Jennifer.
- My name is Rima.
- My name is Danny.
- My name is Autumn.
- My name's Sandahl.
- My name is John.
- My name is Gary.
And don't forget about
our group fun, fun, fun plan.
Now Sinatra will never record it.
Then an actor comes out
from the side ofthe stage and says...
- "Not once, during any of our flights..."
- Goodbye.
- See you around.
- Hope to see you again real soon.
"...of any real human communication."
- Well, uh...
- Goodbye.
"Our motto is: We take you
everywhere, but get you nowhere."
Boy, I hate to hurt his feelings,
but we can't have that on a stage.
Take five.
Well?
Yeah, it's, um... it's, uh...
interesting.
Yes, very interesting.
Did you like it?
- It's unusual.
- Mm-hm, very unusual.
Oh, I don't think they liked it.
What do you think?
I don't know about the audiences, but
I think it's the best work you've ever done.
You son of a bitch.
Jesus Christ! Sex, sex, sex - can't he
ever think of anything else but sex?
That's his sickness.
Nah, nothin' I ever do is good enough.
It's not beautiful enough, it's not
funny enough, it's not deep enough...
It's not anything enough.
Now, when I see a rose, that's perfect.
I mean, that's perfect. I wanna look up to God
and say "How the hell did you do that?"
- "And why the hell can't I do that?"
- That's probably one ofyour better con lines.
Yeah, it is. But that
doesn't mean I don't mean it.
Ifl were God...
Sometimes I thinklam...
Depends on the shityou're smoking...
Ifl were God, man,
everybody wouldlive for ever.
No death, man. No pennies
on the eyes foranybody.
You know, man, death
is reallya hip thing now.
Death is in.
Books, magazine articles, TVshows, Ken
andBarbie dolls with a mutualsuicide pact...
Buried them in a little shoebox.
Knewa guy who boughta pair ofthem.
He was into dollnecrophilia.
Lfit cuts...
- All right, little thing. Oooh!
- It's terrific.
There's a lady in Chicago, man,
wrote a book. DrKьbler-Ross, with a dash.
This chick, man, without
the benefit ofdying herself,
has broken the process
ofdeath into five stages.
Anger, denial, bargaining,
depression andacceptance.
- That's it.
- Sounds like a Jewish lawfirm.
- Got time to make some changes?
- Not and make the screening tonight, no.
- I cannot believe people are gonna see this.
- Neither can I.
-