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? There's no people like show people
? They smile when they are low
? Even with a turkey that you know has fold
? Y ou may be stranded out in the cold
? But still you wouldn't change it
for a sack of gold
? Let's go on with the show
? Let's go on with the show
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Marisa Castle de Joncaire
US ENGLlSHOK, one more time. From the top.
Six beats, all right?
One, two, three, four. One, two...
To be on the wire is life.
The rest... is waiting.
- That's very theatrical, Joe.
- Yeah, I know.
- Did you make it up?
- I wish lhad.
- Do you like it?
- Well, it's all right.
It's showtime, folks!
Autumn?
- Is that your real name?
- Yes, sir.
- You sure you don't wanna change that?
- Well, if you give me the job I'll change it.
Victoria Porter.
Is this your, uh... your home phone?
- You were in The Wiz?
- Mr Gideon, I've never been in any show.
I had to put something on the card.
I really need a job, so I lied.
It's all right, Rima.
I lie all the time myself.
Oh, fuck him! He never picks me!
Honey, I did fuck him,
and he never picks me either!
- You were in Traffiic Jam?
- Yes, sir.
- Who was the director of Traffiic Jam?
- You were, Mr Gideon.
- Oh. How was I?
- Terrific.
- And who was the choreographer?
- You were, Mr Gideon.
- How was I?
- Fantastic.
That's how you get a job.
God, I hope he doesn't pick her.
She's uglier than a witch's tit.
The expression is
"colder than a witch's tit".
You've never seen a woman's tit in your life.
- Shh. Be quiet, you two.
OK, thank you all very much.
It was a terrific audition. Just stay in line.
Now that's what I call a real drinker's nose.
And you should know, because
you're a real drinker, aren't you, Joe?
- Yeah.
- Also heavy into speed, aren't you?
- Yeah.
- Also sleep with a great many women.
- Real turn-off, huh?
- Just the opposite.
I'll make up my mind about the men later.
I know which girls I want.
Candy, Casey, Rima,
Jennifer and Victoria Porter.
- The one in the shocking-pink leotard?
- See if any are willing to be swing dancers.
- She's tone-deaf.
- With those legs, who cares?
Oh, Joey, I know you're in a hurry,
but I want to check your schedule.
- Same as always.
- Joey? Joey, can we talk a minute, please?
- Joey...
- What is it?
- You left me without a soprano again!
- Paul, please, will you let me handle it?
- What about Diane?
- What about Diane?
I've had her in three shows.
She's wonderful.
At least she can sing. You left me
without a soprano. I gotta have a soprano!
Gentlemen, Mr Gideon...
The tall dancer with the blue eye shadow -
believe me, he'll hit the high notes.
The five Murray is talking to,
those are the girls I want. OK with you?
The tall girl, Victoria - I like her, Daddy.
Hm, she's all right.
I really screwed up that marriage.
Because I cheated. Oh, man,
I cheated every chance I could get.
OK with you, Audrey?
Sure. Fine with me.
What about this weekend with Michelle?
Oh, Jesus... I forgot.
I gotta work this weekend.
Oh, Joe! You promised her.
I know I promised, but what am I gonna do?
That's OK.
- I'm sorry, Michelle.
- It's OK.
Lfyou want me, I'll be in the cutting room.
He promised me.
- Some fucking father.
- Family?
- Screwed up.
- Work?
All there is.
Ifl were God, man...
Andsometimes I thinklam...
Depends on the shityou're smoking...
OK. Ifl were God, man,
everybody wouldlive for ever.
No death, man.
No pennies on the eyes foranybody.
Well, a couple ofpeople, like myagent,
who bookedme into this toilet...
Why is he mumbling like that?
I'll tell you why. Cos I'm the dummy
who let him mumble like that.
- Try it.
...death and the clap.
So far, I've managed to avoid one ofthem.
You know, man,
death is reallya hip