all right. Presents, clothes...
I just wish
you weren't so generous with your cock.
That's good.
Maybe I can use that some time.
Katie! About the goddamn tour...
I don't think you should go.
Wrong reading.
Softly and with feeling.
Don't go.
Please?
- Why do you suppose she put up with it?
- I can think of many reasons
- for wanting to be with you.
- Now don't bullshit a bullshitter.
Take off with us, take off with us
We're warmin' up, so take off with us
NY to LA-A-A
Goin' all the way-ay-ay
Won't you climb aboard?
You'll ride as smooth as glass
- It's perfect. Didn't I tell you?
- Up there, where the clouds are pillowy
You're as close to heaven as you'll ever be
Lean back, relax, here come the snacks
Drop your diet, have a fall
Don't stop with one, try 'em all
Music's ready to begin
Take out your headset, plug it in
What's your answer, chu-hu-hum?
Are you gonna co-o-ome?
On the coolest, hottest trip
That's ever been
Oh, it's very, very good!
I think we might even get
a commercial tie-in with the airlines.
- You think so? Great.
- Audrey?
Well, ask...
Yeah, it's OK.
Let me see what I can do with it.
I think it's just what the show needs.
It's catchy, it's bouncy. Right, Ted?
- Oh, yeah, very bouncy and catchy.
- Can we hear it again?
- I'd love to hear it again.
- Oh! Arnie...
Turn. Some fuckin' music.
- Turn back.
- Arch your back. Extend the right leg.
Ease your partner down gently.
Slide. Slide.
Slide!
Have you ever slept with another woman?
I once tried living with two girls.
Two girls at once.
- We lived together.
- Laughed together.
- Drank together.
- Smoked together.
Slept together.
Woke up one morning...
one of them was gone.
On the bureau, she left a note.
I'm sorry. I cannot share you any more.
I want you all to myself, or not at all.
Please, please try to understand.
I not only understood, I was flattered.
I was flattered that she felt
so strongly about me.
How did you know the note was to you?
No. No, that's not me, man. No.
Somebody else, maybe, but not me.
- What is this, Eddie?
- Not me. Talk to him.
Joey, I gotta talk to you
about these time sheets.
Three weeks now we've been on triple time.
The brass is eating my ass out!
You shot 82 days on a 65-day schedule.
On a four-month editing schedule,
you've gone seven months.
We're already 2.2 million
over the original budget.
Joey, God made the entire world in six days.
He didn't go on overtime once.
You can't even cut an hour-and-a-half movie
in seven months, on triple time?
Joey, I hate to do this.
I'm usually a very calm man,
but this whole thing
has got me terribly crazy.
I must put my foot down.
Joey, the whole thing has gotta stop.
It has to stop. It's got to stop!
It just simply must stop!
Josh, I made changes in the monologue.
I think you'll like it. I have to go to rehearsal.
At those prices, who can afford to live?
- Nice talking to you, Josh.
- So I accept!
Oh, my God. It is better.
- God help us all.
- Wait a minute. Real dead body.
It's better.
OK, that looks pretty good. I like it.
Let's go. Everybody down, in a straight line.
Move down, move down.
Move down, Victoria.
- And sing it out. Here we go.
- Five, six, seven...
And any seat you grab will be first class
Two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight...
And I don't like it.
Uh, double that.
- Which button?
- The white one, down.
Ah, that stinks. Let's play something else.
Do me a favour. Take off your shoes.
- What's that?
- It's a mint.
- Can I have one?
- No, come on, you wouldn't like it.
Let me try this.
Here, you stand over there,
then jump up on my shoulder.
Oh, God, you're getting heavy.
All right, put your leg in an arabesque.
There we are.
- How are things at home?
- They're pretty good.
All right, watch your back now.
- Anything you wanna tell me?
- I promised Mom I wouldn't bring it up.
But you're