what is it? My period is two days late. Big deal. I missed a few pills last month. So? I'm "PG." I'm prego. My God, I've been knocked up. Are you sure this isn't a hysterical reaction from the grass? Hysterical reaction? I'm pregnant and you're calling me hysterical? Our baby is growing inside my womb, and you accuse me of being an emotional basket case. I didn't say that. But you implied it. Like horseshit. Like horseshit? - Come on, baby doll. - No, don't. I don't deserve this kind of abuse. What do I have to do, get on my hands and knees? Maybe. It feels so good to hold you. Just the three of us together. - Do you know what, honey? - What's that? I think maybe we shouldn't make nooky-nooky for a while. Why not? Just to be safe. You know, we're in the family way. Darling, isn't it wonderful? Another hour in this sun, and my nose will be fried. Did you bring any nose coat? Yeah. Hey, buddy, we gotta face reality here. If pennies don't start dropping from heaven, we're gonna have to get jobs. Please, God, anything but that. Scotty: Whose is this? Thank you, Jesus. Saved from the minimum wage. Put it back, man. This isn't ours. Scotty dude, we're in Europe. Miracles happen all the time over here. That's pretty lame, dude. Look, we'll find the rightful owner and maybe we'll get a cash reward. Ask and ye shall receive! Everyone on board, please. Setting sail for another island paradise. Come on, let's go. This is school? Things have sure changed since I dropped out. Gentlemen, I'm Miss Rollins, the chief administrator. - May I help you? - Yes. Sean Kingsley. Oh, Mr. Kingsley, thank God you've arrived. We've been holding the boat for you. And this must be your private tutor. That's me. Professor DW Rags-- PhD, MBA, DDS, DDT, LSD and ABC. Look, Miss Rollins, my name is not Sean. It's Scotty. - Scotty? - It's his middle name. Sean Scott Kingsley. He uses it when he travels incognito. - You understand? - Of course. The son of a billionaire can't be too careful. Son of a-- Now if you'll excuse me, I'll tell the captain we're ready to cast off. Rags, we can't do this. This is crazy. Don't be such a squid, dude. Besides, it's educational. Hey hey, where you going? Wait a sec. Hold on! Hold the boat. Hold on! You can't leave without me. Come on, dude, you can make it. Come on! I'm with the Semester at Sea. - Come on, man, run. - Hold on. - Come on, dude, jump. - Hold on. - Jump! - I'm com-- oh! - I lied. - Come back here, you! Hey, put that in reverse. Are you the rich handsome American we were waiting for? Bingo. Now didn't we meet somewhere before, like maybe in a past life? Wow, look what the cat dragged in. Ashby, Lana? Hi, Scotty. What the hell are you guys doing here? I'm the captain of this crate. We bought it as an investment. This son of a bitch is a floating tax write-off. Well, it's sure good to see you, son. I get hung-over just thinking about old times. We sure did raise a lot of hell, didn't we? We don't mind you and Rags being on board, so long as we come to a little understanding. Anything you say, chief. Both: Be on time for class and do your homework. I don't know how to swim. And this is the temple where they worshipped Rhodus, the lovely nymph and daughter of Poseidon, built in the third century BC. According to Pindar, Helios, the god of the sun, fell in love with the nymph Rhodus on sight and decided to marry her. Okay, sucker, this time wait for papa. Oh! Oh! Oh... And over here is the recently restored statue of Rhodus, the lovely nymph. Even today, centuries after she was chiseled out of rock, we're still struck by her incredible beauty. - Cut. - Zacherly: Cut it. I can't get it up for this scene. What's the matter, cupcakes? The script calls for me to gaze lovingly into her eyes. How can I? She's headless. He seems to want a little ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Звёздный путь 5: Последняя граница на английском - текст Олимпиус Инферно на английском - текст Хорнблауэр: Единственный шанс на английском - текст Хоттабыч на английском - текст Место встречи изменить нельзя на английском |