know what it's like
to kill these things.
If something goes wrong,
this could be our last chance.
If I'm supposed to
be this military leader,
maybe you start listening
to my ideas once in a while.
'Cause if my own mother won't,
how do you expect anyone else to?
Alright, play it your way.
Was there a problem?
No problem.
None whatsoever.
Are we learning yet?
We have to get as far away
from the city as possible.
Just head south.
Keep it under 65.
We don't want to be pulled over.
Affirmative.
No, no, no.
You got to listen to
the way people talk.
You don't say ''affirmative''
or some shit like that.
You say ''No problemo''.
If someone comes up to you
with an attitude, you say ''Eat me''.
And if you want to shine them
on. it's ''Hasta la vista, baby''.
Hasta la vista, baby.
Or ''Later, dickwad''.
If someone gets upset
you say ''Chill out''.
Or do combinations.
Chill out, dickwad.
You're getting it.
No problemo.
You got any cash?
- l got a couple of hundred bucks.
I'll give you half.
Mom!
Get some food.
No sense of humor.
And that's another thing:
lighten up a bit.
This severe routine is getting old.
You're acting like such a geek.
Smile once in a while.
Smile?
Yeah. You know, smile.
Watch.
Hi. Nice place you got here.
How's business?
Gimme a break.
Okay. Bad example.
See that guy over there?
That's a smile.
That's good.
You could practice
in front of a mirror or something.
Want some of my fries?
Do you need any help?
No.
Got you!
- No, you didn't!
Got you!
- You didn't!
We're not gonna make it, are we?
People. I mean.
It's in your nature
to destroy yourselves.
Yeah. Major drag, huh?
I need to know
how Skynet gets built.
Who's responsible?
The man responsible
is Miles Bennett Dyson.
Who is that?
The director of special projects at
Cyberdyne Systems Corporation.
Why him?
In a few months he creates a
revolutionary microprocessor.
Go on. Then what?
In three years Cyberdyne
will become the largest supplier
of military computer systems.
Stealth bombers are upgraded
with Cyberdyne computers.
Becoming unmanned,
they fly
with a perfect operational record.
The Skynet funding bill is passed.
The system goes on-line
on August 4th, 1997.
Human decisions are removed
from strategic defense.
Skynet begins to learn
at a geometric rate.
It becomes self-aware at 2: 14 a.m.
eastern time, August 29.
In a panic,
they try to pull the plug.
Skynet fights back.
Yes. It launches its missiles
against targets in Russia.
Why Russia?
They're our friends now.
Because Skynet knows
that the Russian counterattack
will eliminate its enemies here.
- Jesus.
How much do you know
about Dyson?
I have detailed files.
I want to know everything.
What he looks like.
Where he lives. Everything.
Miles!
You going to work all day?
- I’m sorry, baby.
This thing
is kicking my ass.
It's Sunday. You promised to take
the kids to Raging Waters today.
I can't. I'm on a roll.
This is gonna blow 'em away.
It's a neural-net processor.
I know. You told me.
It thinks and learns like we do.
It's superconducting
at room temperature.
Other computers are just
pocket calculators by comparison.
Why is that so important?
I need to know,
'cause sometimes I feel like
I'm going crazy here.
Baby. I am this close.
Come here.
Imagine a jet airliner
with a pilot that never gets tired,
never makes mistakes,
never shows up with a hangover.
Meet the pilot.
Why did we get married?
Have children? You don't need us.
Your heart and your mind
are in here.
But it doesn't love you like we do.
I'm sorry. Really.
How about spending some time
with your other babies?
Raging Waters?
- Yeah!
Wait in the car.
Enrique?
You here?
Pretty jumpy, Connor.
What about you?
Always on the lurk.
Good to see you, Connor.
- l promised to make it back.
Man, l knew it.
Good to see you.
Yolanda. Get out here, we got
company. And bring some tequila!
Oye. Big John?
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