like
a photographer?
Just a pervert then, huh? Peeping Tom?
Lo-Look, I'm sure this is great whatever
you have going on here, but...
Photo shoot.
Photo shoot.
But I really have important things that.
No, no, you cannot just crash into people and
expect to take no responsibility for it whatsoever.
If you just let me go No!
No? No.
I really don't have time for this.
You have to deal with this.
Maleko, stop him.
Hold up, pal. You're not going anywhere.
Don't.
You know I tried to be nice.
You son of a bitch.
Maleko. He's out cold.
Are you crazy?
Most days.
(Special Ops HQ Pearl Harbor, Hawaii)
Major Wozniak. Wait.
Get the hell out of my way.
You're not answering my calls.
Oh, we don't have anything to talk about,
Dr. Taggart.
You think that for thirty years Earth's
been inhabited by space aliens.
And I think you're crazy.
No, I'm sane.
You're blind. Open your eyes.
I have. It's crap.
It's not crap. Look again.
1975, we detect traces of a new form
of radiation.
All over the globe.
Unique wavelengths we can't replicate.
We name it Tau Seven.
What causes it, we still don't know.
And I still don't care. Well, you should.
Also in 1975, huge spike in
insomnia cases. Thousands worldwide.
Identical nightmares about aliens.
So what? File it with all the other alien
and UFO abduction claims.
This is different. These people were driven
insane. Blackouts, breakdowns, psychoses.
Like Captain O'Bannon?
Oh, O'Bannon's a good man. He is dri...
He's a screw-up and you put him in
charge of a Gatecrash search team.
And now you expect me
to take you seriously?
I expect you to take the facts seriously.
Look. Altered migration patterns.
Random telephone disruptions.
When did it all start? 1975, every one.
Means nothing.
You don't have a scrap of tangible proof.
Then give us more time.
Major Wozniak, finding extraterrestrials would
be the greatest discovery mankind has ever made.
I don't give a rat's ass about
great discoveries, Doctor.
My job's national security,
not chasing down E.T.'s.
Can you imagine
if the media finds out about this?
For six years we've been wasting Special
Op's forces looking for little green men.
They'd lock us all in rubber rooms.
Not gonna happen.
Now, go away.
You know what? You're not done
with me yet. The hell I'm not.
So this is island number what?
Thirty? I've lost track.
You know what? This one's promising.
Only two days here and we've already
logged the highest Tau Seven readings yet.
I'm just bored out of my skull, babe.
You say that everywhere we go.
No, no, no, not Afghanistan.
I liked Afghanistan.
It wasn't boring, that's for sure.
No, it was not boring.
You said it would be a bad place for
a honeymoon. What were you thinking?
What was I thinking? I don't know.
I don't either. I know what I'm thinking.
Oh? Let's go.
05 cover?
Blue and gold bikini. Flawless.
And the '04 Kenya shoot in the
one-piece black. Perfection.
It's a huge honor to
meet both of you ladies.
Oy, Barman. The horse that peed
in this must have had a fever.
You got any beer that's not boiling?
Okay. You gotta have ice, don't you?
No ice.
I, I, I just need more time.
Y-Yeah, we had a couple of delays,
but it was out of my control.
No, no, no. No, no.
And I appreciate that.
Adam, listen. This thing tanks
and we're both kinda screwed, right?
Can you at least try?
Call me back as soon as you can.
Oh, jeez. What now? Nothing.
Oh. Good.
What?
I just wanna let you know what you did.
What I did?
At the beach. Oh, jeez.
No, no. Look, this job was
a big opportunity for me.
Chance to make decisions,
new responsibilities.
It was a big deal for me.
And I'm sure you didn't plan to ruin my
photo shoot, but that's exactly what you did.
Now, now wait a minute. I'm not finished.
Okay.
I'm sure what you're doing here
is very important.
But what I'm doing was
important, too. To me.
What are you talking about? What did I cost
you, fifteen