the PoIack bank robber? He tied up the safe, bIew the guard. Tied up the safe, bIew the guard. Tied up the safe and bIew the guard. Kid! Come here. Come here! - What's the matter? - I'm nervous, Jake. Now you ain't nervous any more. Now you 're pissed off. Good Iuck, baby. Hi. How are you doing? I'm Richie BIazik. Did you hear about the PoIack bank robber? He tied up the safe and bIew the guard. So, the Iady says to the waiter, ''Excuse me, sir, do you have frogs Iegs?'' The waiter says, ''No, that's just the way I waIk.'' You want to taIk about boogers? I know a Iot about them. How about boogers? Sports for fifty? What's a pimpIe on a PoIack's ass? A brain tumour. Take a waIk! Bring on the bimbos. Come on, guys. CouId you give me a break? I'm just a cook. I'm just a cook, aII right? This is my big chance, so if you screw it up for me, I'II put cockroaches in your hamburgers, you got it? MiracIes do happen, I guess. It took the SteeIers 40 years to win a championship, didn't it? SteeIers! I feeI Iike Franco Harris when he made the ImmacuIate Reception. It was amazing! Hear about the PoIack, who Iocked his keys in the car? He used a coat hanger to get his famiIy out. Did you hear about the PoIack who died drinking miIk? The cow feII on him. A PoIish terrorist tried to bIow up a car and he burned his Iips on the exhaust pipe. You guys have been reaI nice. I've gotta go cook the hamburgers. No roaches, I promise. Let me bring out our next act. Direct from Mawby's. It's Tina Tech, Iadies and gentIemen. One, two, three, four! AIex, sit down here a minute. CeciI, this is a nice ass. Soft... Round. Snug. She Iikes it. Bimbo! Whore. Fuck off! Night, kids. - Night. - Night, Jake. Richie, no more jokes about cockroaches. One of these days I want to be Iike... Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, Steve Martin. - UntiI that day comes... - You 'II just steaI aII their materiaI. - AIex. - Let me go. - What are you doing? - Nothing to fight about. - We're gonna go to CeciI's pIace. - Let me go! Drink a IittIe wine. Do a IittIe weed. You and me. How about CeciI? You Iike CeciI? - Get off of me! - AII three of us, reaI friendIy. Why don't you Ieave her aIone! The comedian is going to be a hero. CeciI, what the fuck is wrong with you ? Let her go, Johnny. What are you doing here, Nick? SIumming? This ain't your neighbourhood no more. I didn't mean nothing. I just got pissed off. - Send me a biII, kid. - Let me see. - Is it bIeeding? Jesus. - Yeah. Come on. Here's your hat. - Are you OK? - Yeah. - Are you sure? - I'm OK. It'II Iook good on stage. - It's going to be fine. - Are you sure? - Sure you 're going to be OK? - Yeah, fine. Listen, what can I say? Thanks a Iot. I'II give you a Iift home. It's OK. I've got a ride. Thanks anyway. - What's his name? - Grunt. - Grunt? - Yeah. I can see that I don't have to worry about you . What was he before he became a dog? He gets upset when peopIe he doesn't know foIIow me home. This is the man that feeds you , Grunt. TeII you what... I'II bring him a doggy bag if you 'II have dinner with me. I toId you I don't think it's a good idea to go out with the boss. OK. Have it your way. You 're fired. I'II pick you up tomorrow at eight. How Iong does this thing Iast? It's coId. - How's the nose? - It's broken. Broke mine three times. It was big in the '50s, wasn't it? Busting noses? '60s. Think she can beat her? Miss Szabo. You 're going to do great. Go Jeanie! Come on! Look at that one. There you were 20 years ago, sweetheart. There we go. Come on. Come on, Jeanie! Get up, Jeanie. It's going to be OK. AII that time and practice. What a waste. - Goddamn waste of time. - It was not. It wasn't. You went out there, didn't you ? At Ieast you had the guts to try. How are you doing, sport? I'm sorry, Daddy. I Iove you more than I've ever Ioved anything in my ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст На краю Вселенной на английском - текст До мозга костей на английском - текст Дерсу Узала на английском - текст Письма с Иводзимы на английском - текст Спасатель на английском |