going to be over before you make up your mind. Just get up and call the dude. Yeah? You really think so? God, I'm glad I ain't no honky. You girls eat like pigs. What happened to the diet? I didn't eat anything yesterday. We'll go over to the rink and work it off. Richie going to be there? There's a real winner. No, we're gonna work. - She thinks she'll be on the ice show. - What's wrong with that? - I'd make a lot of money. - You're costing me a lot of money. I'd just like to try it again, Daddy. She's really good. You ought to see her. - She'll fall on her ass. - She's got a tough ass. Yeah, I've got a tough ass. It's not her ass I'm worried about. Where are you? Come here. Here we go. No, don't. You look great. Don't stop. Do it again! Shit, I can't do this. No, go do your turn. Do you know the triple one? Hi. I'm Richie Blazik. Hi. I'm Richie Blazik. Did you hear about the Polack bank robber? He tied up the safe, blew the guard. Tied up the safe, blew the guard. Tied up the safe and blew the guard. Kid! Come here. Come here! - What's the matter? - I'm nervous, Jake. Now you ain't nervous any more. Now you're pissed off. Good luck, baby. Hi. How are you doing? I'm Richie Blazik. Did you hear about the Polack bank robber? He tied up the safe and blew the guard. So, the lady says to the waiter, "Excuse me, sir, do you have frogs legs?" The waiter says, "No, that's just the way I walk." You want to talk about boogers? I know a lot about them. How about boogers? Sports for fifty? What's a pimple on a Polack's ass? A brain tumour. Take a walk! Bring on the bimbos. Come on, guys. Could you give me a break? I'm just a cook. I'm just a cook, all right? This is my big chance, so if you screw it up for me, I'll put cockroaches in your hamburgers, you got it? Miracles do happen, I guess. It took the Steelers 40 years to win a championship, didn't it? Steelers! I feel like Franco Harris when he made the Immaculate Reception. It was amazing! Hear about the Polack, who locked his keys in the car? He used a coat hanger to get his family out. Did you hear about the Polack who died drinking milk? The cow fell on him. A Polish terrorist tried to blow up a car and he burned his lips on the exhaust pipe. You guys have been real nice. I've gotta go cook the hamburgers. No roaches, I promise. Let me bring out our next act. Direct from Mawby's. It's Tina Tech, ladies and gentlemen. One, two, three, four! Alex, sit down here a minute. Cecil, this is a nice ass. Soft... Round. Snug. She likes it. Bimbo! Whore. Fuck off! Night, kids. - Night. - Night, Jake. Richie, no more jokes about cockroaches. One of these days I want to be like... Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, Steve Martin. - Until that day comes... - You'll just steal all their material. - Alex. - Let me go. - What are you doing? - Nothing to fight about. - We're gonna go to Cecil's place. - Let me go! Drink a little wine. Do a little weed. You and me. How about Cecil? You like Cecil? - Get off of me! - All three of us, real friendly. Why don't you leave her alone! The comedian is going to be a hero. Cecil, what the fuck is wrong with you? Let her go, Johnny. What are you doing here, Nick? Slumming? This ain't your neighbourhood no more. I didn't mean nothing. I just got pissed off. - Send me a bill, kid. - Let me see. - Is it bleeding? Jesus. - Yeah. Come on. Here's your hat. - Are you OK? - Yeah. - Are you sure? - I'm OK. It'll look good on stage. - It's going to be fine. - Are you sure? - Sure you're going to be OK? - Yeah, fine. Listen, what can I say? Thanks a lot. I'll give you a lift home. It's OK. I've got a ride. Thanks anyway. - What's his name? - Grunt. - Grunt? - Yeah. I can see that I don't have to worry about you. What was he before he became a dog? He gets upset when people he doesn't know follow me home. This ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Родители на английском - текст Приключения домовёнка на английском - текст Интердевочка на английском - текст Без компромиссов на английском - текст Последний герой боевика на английском |