Help! Somebody, please help me!
Hi, Stuart.
Stuart, where are you?
Stuart, are you all right?
I'm okay, Mom. I'm--
Is he gonna be all right?
Well, a lad that size
swallowing all that detergent....
Amazingly, I think he's gonna be fine.
Also he's very clean.
-Glad you're feeling better.
-Me too.
We'll pick out a whole new wardrobe.
Here you go.
Come on, George. This'll be fun.
I don't wanna go shopping with Stuart.
-You should--
-Talk to him. You’re right.
So, George, I wanted to talk
to you about Stuart.
I just want you to know that
if you and he were to spend...
...some real time together,
brother time--
Look at that one.
Come on, George.
You have a boat, a beautiful one.
It's not finished.
You better get moving.
The face is soon.
So?
Don't you want to face your boat?
-I'm not so good at the facing part.
-So what?
It doesn't matter about winning.
You try like heck, and you have fun.
It's fun to finish last?
Something formal, I should think.
I'm not sure of the fabric,
but it should breathe.
He has a tendency
to buffow and climb...
...and generally scurfy about.
Well, I'm sure we can find something
to suit your particular need.
Here we have Barbados Ben.
Chef Ben.
Lumberjack Ben.
And, of course, Gladiator Ben.
Does Ben always dress like this?
No, madam.
There are many moods of Ben...
...and it all depends on the occasion.
Well, what if the occasion were
a simple family party?
I think I have just the thing.
There they are.
George?
Shopping?
-Everything all right in there?
-Don't come in.
Shy.
How do I look?
-Fantastic. I hardly recognize you.
-Very smart.
You look just like a Little.
I do?
Good.
I was worried
I was gonna look just like Ben.
Hi, auntie.
Crenshaw!
Frederick!
Little high, Little low.
Little hey, Little ho!
We come bearing gifts
for young Stuart.
Where is my new nephew?
The Little family's getting
bigger and bigger.
Boy.
That's a lot of Littles.
Uncle Crenshaw!
There's my favourite little nephew.
You can't say that anymore, Crenshaw.
Right. Now we have two
favourite little nephews.
-Where is the lad?
-He has a lot of gifts to open.
Are any of those for me?
Attention, everybody.
We'd like to introduce you to someone.
This is Stuart.
Hello, everyone.
-He's a, a--
-Adorable!
-Adorable.
-Yeah, that's fight.
I couldn't think of the word.
Oh, Stuart, look.
Look at that.
This is a real Schmelling.
-Those are the best kind.
-You know what they say:
-'' lf it ain't Schmelling....''
-'' It ain't bowling.''
Look here, Stuart.
Climb on up here, son.
Plant your caboose right up here.
He may have to grow into it.
I think he's grown a little
since we've been here.
That's what happened to me.
One summer, I just shot right up.
May I say something?
In the orphanage,
we used to tell fairy tales...
...of finding our families
and having a party like this.
A party with cakes and presents
and all varieties of meat loaf.
A party with a big family who came
from far away just to wish us well.
I don't know much about families...
...but this must be
the nicest family in the world.
So I just wanted to thank each of you.
Because now I know...
...fairy tales are real.
Fairy tales are real?
I think I'm gonna cough up a fur ball.
Now it's time for the best present.
It's something for you and George.
Stand next to Stuart.
This is something that
gave your father and me...
...hours of enjoyment
when we were young brothers...
...just like you and Stuart.
This ball...
...belonged to your
great-great-grandfather...
...Jedediah Little.
Remember, Frederick,
those long summer days playing catch?
Take your brother outside
and toss around the old horsehide.
What do you say? You ready?
Are you all nuts?
Bicycles and bowling balls?
How will he toss a baseball?
How will he do any of those things?
He's not my brother. He's a mouse.
-Time to go.
-Excellent idea.
What, what? Where?
Did I hurt you?
What's the