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in the morning.
And I expect a little more cooperation
around here.
You can start by cleaning up this pigpen.
(ZAPPING)
(ALVY BARKING)
- How dare you?
- I didn't do it.
Alvy did it.
(WHINING)
And I suppose that dummy
taught him how to do it.
- Hey, Barn.
- Hi.
- How you doing?
- Okay.
- How's the hooch?
- The hooch?
- Yeah, you know...
- It's...
Hey, Barney, how about that interview?
Bernadette, we're on our way
to class now.
You should be, too.
Barney, how responsible
do you think scientists are
for the mess the world is in today?
And do you think they can get us out of it?
Yeah.
Well, scientists have to bear
some responsibility for the mess.
But I also think they're our best hope
for cleaning it up.
A pat answer, but I'll take it.
What are you planning on doing
with those orchids?
Well, I really don't know yet.
What do you plan to specialize in
at college?
Botany. Research, that is.
There's a lot of money to be made there.
Is that your goal, Barney?
To make money?
- I guess that'd be part of it.
- That's enough for now, Bernadette.
I'm not interviewing you.
I agree. I think that's enough for now.
(BELL RINGING)
You gotta watch her, Barn. She's nosey.
She sure is pushy.
- Hi, Bernadette.
- Hi, Jane. How you doing?
- Did you do your homework?
- Yeah.
- Can I copy?
- Again?
Sure.
Good afternoon, class.
I'm so happy to inform you
that we have a very special visitor today.
Our esteemed principal,
Mr. Walter Coolidge.
Hey, Coolidge, you shave with an ax?
Yes, sir. You can sit here at my desk, sir.
Thank you, Miss Burnhart.
It's a pleasure to be here.
And...
And now we'll continue
with our final presentations in poetry.
Who's next in the alphabet?
Let's see here.
You're next, Gary Cooter.
Do I have to, Miss Burnfart?
Read us your poem, Gary.
Or your next year will be
your fourth as a senior.
This is a poem about something
that's pretty important to me
and that I get real confused about a lot.
It's called Chicks.
"Chicks
"Sometimes I feel like
I'm so much above them
"And sometimes
I feel like I'm so much below them"
GIRL: Oh, God.
"Sometimes, I hate them
"And sometimes, I love them"
Barney.
Barney.
"But if I was a cave man
I think I'd just club them"
(BOOING)
All right.
MISS BURNHART: Thank you, Gary.
Barney, what do you think
of Gary's poem?
(GIRLS GIGGLING)
What's the... What's the problem, Barney?
Are you hiding something?
(ALL LAUGHING)
Shall we continue?
Oh, Barney.
When may I see my orchids?
Anytime, Mr. Coolidge.
Just let me know ahead of time
so I can straighten up.
It's quite messy in there.
All right, I'll do that.
Let's make it soon, shall we?
Hey, Barn, you feeling okay?
- You seem sort of out of it.
- What?
Oh. Yeah, yeah, I'm okay, Peyton.
PEYTON: Jane looks kind of cute today.
Sure does.
Hey, watch this.
All you need is a good opening line.
It all hinges on the first seven seconds.
- It's in the Valley. It's the best...
- Did they card you?
Yes, they did, but I had my fake,
so it was no problem.
They'll probably card you.
Hi, Jane. Can I talk to you a minute?
Sure.
It's kind of private.
Okay.
Who you going to the prom with, Barney?
I don't know yet.
Why don't you go
with one of your mice friends?
So, what's this all about?
Saturday night.
Dinner and a flick. We'll have a blast.
Cut the crap. You know I'm going out
with Robert Wolcott.
He's pre-law at Tee Winkle College.
Why should I go out with you?
Well, I'm pre-rich, pre-famous
and pre-powerful.
You act like pre-school,
and that's a little immature for me.
(ZAPPING)
(JANE EX CLAIMING)
Wow!
(SHRIEKING)
What the hell's going on here?
Nobody touched her, swear to God.
Well, what's she screaming for, punk?
Nothing's going on, Robert.
He didn't touch me.
The wind blew it open. That's all.
Nothing happened, really.
He just wishes.
I catch you near her again,
and I'll break your face.
No problem,
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