woman blowin' a
black man. That drove your cracker ass crazy.
Will you just shut
your fucking mouth!
I'd listen to your husband, ma'am.
Put your legs open.
Do you have any guns or knives
or anything I might get stuck with?
I'm wearing a cocktail dress.
What do you think?
You'd be surprised some of the places
I've found weapons.
He's clean.
What do you think we should do about this,
Mr. Thayer?
My partner and I just witnessed your wife
performing fellatio on you
while you were operating
a motor vehicle.
That's reckless endangerment,
which incidentally is a felony.
We could charge your wife with lewd conduct
and performing a sexual act in public.
You say you're a block from home.
We could use our discretion
and let you go with a warning,
or we could cuff you and put you
in the back of the car.
What do you think
we should do, sir?
Look, we're sorry, and
we would appreciate if you would just
let us go with a warning, please.
The man's apologizing, Tommy.
I think we can let him go.
Don't you?
Yeah.
All right.
You can go.
You folks
drive safe now, huh?
Let's go, Tommy.
It won't close.
I can do that.
Dad, you couldn't even get it open.
Have respect for your father.
Give me the gun!
Here. Now you can shoot
anybody you want.
Dorri, that man
could've killed your mother.
You think I should let crazy people
do what they want to us?
Farhad, it won't close.
Dorri, you should be at work.
Who are you calling?
I'm gonna report their asses.
Sons of bitches.
You actually believe they're gonna take
anything you have to say seriously?
Do you have any idea how that felt?
To have that pig's hands all over me?
And you just stood there!
And then you apologized to him?
What did you want me to do?
Get us both shot?
They were gonna shoot us
on Ventura Boulevard! Pathetic.
Well, maybe you would've been satisfied
with just being arrested.
Oh, I get it. Much better to let him
shove his hand up my crotch
than get your name in the paper.
You finally got me
figured out, 'cause see,
that's exactly
what I was worried about right there.
Oh? You weren't afraid that
all your good friends at the studio
were gonna read about you in the morning
and realize he's actually black?
You need to calm down right now.
What I need is a husband who will not just
stand there while I am being molested!
They were cops for God sakes!
They had guns!
Maybe I should've let them
arrest your ass.
Sooner or later you gotta find out
what it is really like to be black.
Fuck you, man.
Like you know.
The closest you ever came to being black,
Cameron, was watching The Cosby Show.
At least I wasn't watching it
with the rest of the equestrian team.
You're right, Cameron.
I got a lot to learn
'cause I haven't quite learned
how to shuck and jive.
Let me hear it again.
Thank you, mister policeman.
You sure is mighty kind
to us poor black folk.
You be sure to let me know next time
you wanna finger-fuck my wife.
How the fuck do you say
something like that to me?
You know, fuck you!
That's good. A little anger.
It's a bit late, but it's nice to see!
How's it goin'?
Okay.
You didn't get scared
or something, did you?
There's no monsters in the closet, right?
'Cause I hate monsters.
There's no such thing
as monsters.
Ah, that's a good thing.
I heard a bang.
Like a truck bang?
Like a gun.
That's funny, 'cause we moved
outta that bad neighborhood.
And there's not
too many guns around here.
How far can bullets go?
They go pretty far.
But they usually get stuck
in something and stop.
What if they don't?
You thinking about that bullet
that came through your window?
You think we should move again?
I like it here.
Me too. But if that bullet
found out where we lived...
Oh, hold on.
What?
So stupid!
How can I forget this?
What?
Nah. Forget it.
You ain't gonna believe me.
Tell me.
Okay.
When I was five, this fairy
came into my room one night.
- Right.
- See, I