I seen any of your pictures in magazines? I know I must have. - I doubt it. - Right? You're terrific. I know you are. Eber... I don't know, but I think I do know you. - Anyway. - No, but I'm glad to have a friend. Me too. How do you do? Listen, you wanna go and have something to drink? - Eat. - Eat? - Yeah. - OK. - I got all this junk here. - Got any smokes? I dropped my best camera on my foot. Have you really got film in those things? Oh, yes. I'm the very avid shutterbug. Yeah, listen, I really... To tell you the truth, ordinarily, I don't pay any attention to that newspaper, - because it's full of it, you know. - I know. I saw your name, and it stood out for some reason. Whatever made you choose Stepford? - Oh, I didn't. Walter did. - Oh, yeah, it figures. Dave brought us here because of land values. He's best in bed when the market's up. I think I'll break into Walter's Scotch. Hey, hey, hey, you know something, I'm gonna like you. Yeah. A messy kitchen. It's beautiful. A home away from home. Oh, my, of course, it doesn't compare to mine. You haven't got any of those magnificent peanut-butter handprints all over your cabinets yet. But then, you're new here, and Stepford wasn't ruined in a day. Hello, Hi-C. Hey, you want a Ring Ding? I smuggled it over the border. - What year is it? - '59, a collector's item. - It'd be great with Scotch. - Yeah. Two things I always carry: Tampax and Ring Dings. And I don't even wanna think what that means. I'll tell you. Thanks. I can't figure out this burg. It's like maids have been declared illegal, and the housewife with the neatest place gets Robert Redford for Christmas. And believe me, if that's the prize, I'd enter, but nobody will tell what the contest rules are. - Cheers. - Cheers. Not to mention that creepy Men's Association. - Yours too? - Every night. Dave wouldn't miss. - What do you think they do up there? - Watch dirty movies and reminisce about the good old days. What good old days? Like those good old days when Playboy used the airbrush. Ring Dings and Scotch, great combination. - We may have started something. - I'll drink to that, cheers. Totally disgusting. - Don't you like it? - I don't know which one I like the best. You're very honest. That's what I like about you. It's awful. Hey, it's me. And I'm here, and I'm on the New Projects committee. Yeah, New Projects. Well, how would you feel about some of the guys meeting at our house? - Well, like now, tonight. - Well, OK. Yeah, that'd be great. I actually get to see you and some living people. - Give me a few minutes, huh? - We'll be along in about 20 minutes. All right. Bye-bye. - She'd love it. - Good. You're not altogether sure about Stepford yet, are you, Walter? No, no, that's not true. I think I am. It's... It's a big change. You've got to admit that. A change for the better, Walter. See, I intend to really fix this place up, you know. I thought I'd... ...make it into sort of a den-cum-playroom. Maybe I'll put the pool table right over there. I thought I'd go to town, you know, really spoil myself. It'd be great for the kids. Well, who's talking about the kids? This is a playroom. They ain't gonna be allowed in. I like to watch women doing little domestic chores. You came to the right town. Who was the one wanted tea? Claude. Claude Axhelm. - He's the one who... - Stutters. I'm not good on names. Why do they call you "Dis"? Because I used to work at Disneyland. - No, really. - That's really. Don't you believe me? No. - Why not? - You don't look like someone who enjoys making other people happy. It was on the market for about six months. No kidding. Six months. - Excuse me, your tea. - Thank you. Oh, you know, I'm really into speech work, words. Perhaps we might talk about it sometime. Oh, yes, certainly, absolutely. Let's get you a napkin. I hope your ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Золушка на английском - текст Посейдон на английском - текст Осень в семействе Кохаягава на английском - текст Поцелуй бабочки на английском - текст Ночь кометы на английском |