remember who is who.
Once you close the book,
nothing is left!
I do remember one name - Mandrian.
What sort of Mandrian?
There is no Mandrian in the book.
There on the left page were two Bronetskis.
One was mister Adrian, the other Marian.
And I have Mandrian.
And I have Mandrian.
No, no, no. There'll be
no reception today. I can't.
God knows what, 82 phone calls.
Everybody's crazy!
Ivan Arnoldovitch, please.
Excuse me, I am a newspaper reporter.
Thank you.
- Excuse me, Doctor... - I am sorry,
but there'll be no reception today.
- Professor... - Professor will inform
every one of the time of the appointment.
I am sorry, it absolutely impossible to do
anything today, I am sorry, very sorry.
Kerosene stove. American recognition.
Moscow state Clothing stores.
Kerosene stove.
Pub. A couple more.
Pub. A couple more.
Pub. A couple more.
Pub. A couple more.
Moscow state Clothing stores, Moscow state
Clothing stores. Pub. A couple more.
Bourgeois, bourgeois.
Top pushing, bugger. Get off the bus.
You son of a bitch.
Top it.
Kerosene stove. American recognition.
Moscow state Clothing stores,
Moscow state Clothing stores,
Moscow state Clothing stores.
Kerosene stove. Pub.
I must acknowledge my mistake.
Transplantation of the pituitary induces
not rejuvenation but total humanization.
This does not, however, lessen the value
of you stupendous fantastic discovery.
Moscow state Clothing stores.
You son of a bitch.
Moscow state Clothing stores.
Moscow state Clothing stores... Yes, yes,
Doctor, dear, Moscow state Clothing stores.
Kerosene stove.
Ivan Arnoldovitch, please do go
and buy him a jacket and pants.
An amazing phenomenon.
"Recently a baby was born in Obukhov
Alley who plays the violin"
"It was only thanks to the achievements
of contemporary medicine
that it could be born."
"The photo shows Prof. P.P. Preobrazhensky,
who performed the Kaesarian section
on the mother."
- Caesarean.
- Let it be Caesarean.
- But it's doctor Bormenthal.
- Let me see.
Take my word for it, on May the 4th 1925
the world will crash into a heavenly axis.
- That's true, I tell you. That's true.
- My Goodness.
Catch him.
Damn you.
- Put on the pants.
- Just a minute.
Queue up, bastards, queue up!
- Give him some herring.
- Queue up!
Give a cigarette, you
have got striped pants.
Don't spit on the floor.
Get lost, louse.
If ever again you let yourself
insult me or the Doctor...
...you'll be punished.
He understands, Philip
Philipovich, he understands.
Every day his brain becomes
more and more awake.
Professor, Sharik will develop into a
very intellectually advanced personality.
You think so?
Are you OK, Philip Philipovich?
We have created such mess
with this pituitary...
...that the flat has become
uninhabitable.
Ivan Arnoldovitch, dear...
...please move in with me for the time
being, otherwise I can't handle him.
Come on, comrades.
Professor Preobrazhensky's
marvelous experiment...
...has unveiled one of the mysteries
of the human brain.
The mysterious function of the pituitary
has now been clarified!
It determines human appearance.
A new field has been opened up to science,
without the aid of any Faustian retorts
a homunculus has been created.
The surgeon's scalpel has brought
to life a new human being.
Prof. Preobrazhensky -
you are a creator!
Physically, he is a complete human
being, weight about 108 lbs.
Below medium height.
Eats human food, has started smoking.
Plays musical instruments.
Here you are.
Philip Philipovich, that's enough,
isn't it.
Eh, talk Moscow, speak Russia
Oh, my tasty apple
Here comes a girl with
the white skin.
With the white skin
in a precious fur-coat
Give us something and
you'll remain intact.
Oh my tasty apple
Come here, bourgeois,
I'll pluck your eye out.
I'll pluck one eye out
but the other will remain
For you, bastard, to see,
before whom to bow.
- Philip Philipovich, are you OK?
- Philip