been all over me for the past three hours and I've been tolerant because it seems there's a funny, appealing guy in there. Somewhere. Good night. I'll come in, we'll talk about it. That's a valid point. Bye. Yeah, I mean, er... Uh, maybe we'll do it again sometime, I don't know. Yeah. I gotta go anyway. Really. No, no, Stacy. Stacy, don't beg, it don't look good on you. Really, another time, please. I mean, I realise I'm the best from the East, I'm a wild crazy beast, I'm the Vin Man. Please, honey, not tonight. ... 97, 98, 99... - Eugh, it's horrible. - It's not that bad, Melissa. It is... I feel like a windshield wiper. Melissa, there's your boyfriend. We gotta do it. - Let's go. - I can't. I can't either, but we have to. Oome on. - You having fun? - Yes. This is the most perfect date I've ever been on. Stacy, how are you? Jim Farrell, we went to the prom together. I took Stacy's virginity. - How about that? - Nick, get me out of here. Wait, I want to thank you. Oos of all the help you gave me with my trig homework, I got accepted to MIT. I'm not an underachiever anymore. - Oongratulations. - Thanks. - How've you been? - Fine. I've missed you. You've changed my life, you know. After being with you, I had the courage to write a Pulitzer Prize winning novel. You mightjust recognise the heroine. - Who are you? - Kenny Kreiger. Don't you remember? You touched it. Thank so much for doing that. I bragged to everyone at school about it. Now I'm running for Olass President. Psst! Psst! Psst! Stacy? Stacy, remember me? Mike Sullivan. The guy that never called you back? I've been paying for that every day since. I'm a complete failure. I can't hold a steady job. I moved back in with my parents. I'd call you now, but they won't let me use the phone. They just won't let... I'll always call you back. You have nothing to worry about with me. - Nothing? - Nothing. Maybe start on a clean slate. Even though I'm incredibly sexy, I have never been to bed with anyone in my entire life. Oh, my God. Do you, Melissa, take Gary to be your lawfully wedded husband, to honour and cherish from this day forth as long as you both may live? I do. Gary, do you take Melissa to be your lawful-wedded wife, to honour and cherish from this day forth as long as you both may live? - I do. - Stop! Melissa, you don't have to marry him. I'll marry you. - I'll marry you. - I'll marry you. - Who are you? - You don't know me, but your parents do and they love me. - Melissa. - I love you, Melissa. - I love you. - I'll marry you. Melissa, I love you. You can trust me. I love you, Melissa. It was the weirdest dream. I have no idea how those thoughts got into my head. I have no imagination. - You're horny. - I am not horny. I hate that word. I'm extraordinarily horny. I haven't had sex since a year ago April. Wow, that's an even longer stretch than me. Why? I found out my boyfriend was seeing other women, and I had to end it. It was making me too nervous. Yeah. Now when you're with a guy, you're notjust sleeping with him, but everyone they've had sex with. And everyone they've had sex with. And everyone they've had sex with. Gee, I'm a lot more experienced than I thought I was. What do you miss most about sex? I miss falling asleep with someone's arms around me. And a feeling of... Orgasm? I love orgasms. I'm sick of my Mighty Intruder vibrator with the flexible shaft and textured head. I wish I missed it as much as you guys do. What about Gary? Didn't you guys have some down-and-dirty sex? Um, well... Um, one time, we did it twice in a row. And the first time, it wasn't too bad, and the second time, it took a lot longer, and I came so close. - Haven't you ever had an orgasm? - Oh, yeah, sure. Well, not really. I mean, not with someone else in the room. Melissa, you never told me that before. Well, it's OK. It'll work itself ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Критическая ситуация на английском - текст Шестнадцать свечей на английском - текст Белый плен на английском - текст Д'Артаньян и три мушкетёра на английском - текст Рокки Бальбоа на английском |