in the air
Celebrating time
Music sweet
Captivate your mind
We have this party song
This fundamental jam
So we go rum-bum-bum-bum
- Hot, hot, hot...
- Oome on.
Hey, how you doin'? My name's Vinny.
- Hi.
- You girls better be nice to me.
I came all the way from New York
to meet you.
- Really? What part?
- Patterson, New Jersey.
Familiar with the Straight Street exit?
- Not really.
- No?
What you do, you hop on
the George Washington bridge, right?
When you get past the Leonia Park exit,
pick up Highway 80,
- also known as the Passaic Highway.
- Vinny, I'm sorry,
- We have to get back to our rooms.
- Our suitcases.
Sorry. Bye.
That's your boyfriend.
Did... did I say go west on 80?
Hey, how you doin'? My name's Vinny.
I came all the way from New York
just to meet with you.
A lot of people don't know that.
Yeah.
Make way for the condom express.
- What's that?
- Just in case you fall in love.
There's enough there
for the whole planet to fall in love.
That's the point.
Hello?
- Hi.
- Hi.
- Uh, welcome to Oasis.
- Would you like to come in?
- Yeah, OK.
- Oome in.
Room service.
- Hi.
- Hi.
I'm Jamie.
Um, but for some reason,
I don't think you're Ohuck and Eli.
No, this is Melissa and I'm Stacy.
- What can we do for you?
- Um, uh...
Part of my job is to take the
measurements of all the male guests.
Er, you're not hiding Ohuck and Eli
in here, are you?
No.
Why don't you take our measurements?
We gotta get it over with anyway.
Right. Well, come on, who's first?
These aren't my hips, they're
a cruel joke that runs in my family.
Don't be so hard on yourself.
You look great.
Yeah, I absolutely agree.
I've yet to meet anyone who's come here
totally satisfied with their bodies.
You may not have noticed,
but I'm not what you would call...
- Tall?
- Tall, yeah.
- And I've never liked my feet.
- Really? I love my feet.
If you want me to show you statistics
that can't be measured in public,
- I'd be happy to do so.
- You mean your IQ?
My weight's OK,
it's just the way I wear it.
Natural spring water,
from deep underground.
It purifies, it cleanses,
and everyone must drink
at least ten glasses of it a day.
Woo!
- How you doing, Megan?
- Pretty good. Thank you.
Oome on, with some energy.
Pick those knees up, pick 'em up.
Oh, come on.
Have some fun.
Megan obviously got the good trampoline.
Don't let it get to you.
Just think if you separated her
individual body parts with a cleaver,
then laid them out on a table, you
wouldn't think she was such hot stuff.
You take a flag?
Hi, I'm Nick.
- I'm Stacy.
- Hi, Stacy.
- This is my friend, Melissa.
- Hi, Melissa.
Wow,
you girls get all dressed up for me?
I was really just hoping
we'd look fantastic in these beanies.
And you will.
But you need the flags
for the full effect.
OK, dig in.
Now, remember, um...
don't show your flag
until Frankie gives you the word.
- All right.
- I hope you meet someone nice.
OK.
- Hey.
- Hey, hi, it's Ohuck and Eli.
Good to see you.
Welcome to the Spa Beverage Oentre.
- Want something to drink?
- I take it that's got mineral water in.
97 per cent, just like your body.
If it was like my body,
it would be 97 per cent ice-cream.
- I'll have some guava juice, please.
- OK. How about you, Melissa?
You remembered my name.
Hellol
OK, everybody, get over here.
Oome back anytime,
I live for making this stuff.
- OK.
- Everybody, get over here.
That guy has got
the biggest boner for you.
Oome on, Stacy. He makes fruit drinks.
He's a nutritionist, you're
a kindergarten teacher. Go for it.
No way. He's one of those really
nice guys you can joke around with.
- Like somebody's brother.
- Where is everybody?
I thought you'd disappeared,
you all look so thin already.
This is International Night.
Here's your chance to say bonjour,
guten Tag and buongiorno
to all

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