very good.
Why don't you
sit down, John?
Thank you. Yeah, I will.
I kind of gulped it a little
fast there. That was the...
I shouldn't do that,
you know. I've done that
since I was a kid.
I have this bad habit.
Just relax, John.
All right.
Look at the girls.
Lovely, long-limbed bodies.
John, someone wants to
take their bodies away.
No, you got to be kidding.
Those bodies?
Oh, not a chance.
He's in our power.
Show me something.
Is this a dream, John?
I don't know.
I am the only one
on this planet.
The only one in the universe.
I am your world, John.
Okay, I'll buy that.
You'd do anything for me,
wouldn't you?
Yes, sure.
Even kill your future
father-in-law.
Okay, why not?
Bark like a dog.
Shut up!
Thank you, John,
that won't be necessary.
Very good dog, though.
Continue.
Tomorrow you'll be going
to your wedding rehearsal.
At a certain point
someone will come up to you
with a playing card.
That card will be
the five of spades.
John, do you see this man?
Yes.
This man wants to
take away the bodies.
When you see this card,
you will kill this man.
Heel! Heel!
Now, see what you did? Idiot!
Walkies. Sit, sit.
Yeah!
SUN Yl: What's this?
That's not a killer,
that's a schmuck!
Something has gone wrong.
The hypnosis has magnified
his most juvenile traits.
Well, is he gonna
kill Reese or not?
We won't know until
he sees the five
of spades again.
That irresponsible bastard,
I'm gonna kill him.
Please, Mr. Reese,
this is a house of worship.
Oh, for God's sake!
Where is he?
Now what's the real story,
you little weasel?
Mr. Reese,
I'm sure he had a late fare.
I mean, you don't realize
how hard he's been working.
There he is now.
Hi, sweetheart.
Hi.
Where have you been?
I overslept.
Everyone's been waiting.
Now let me get this straight.
Patti shows him
the five of spades.
And he either turns
into a killer or a schmuck?
Yes, Your Holiness.
Why don't we all
assume our positions?
Has anyone seen Patti?
No, I'll go find her.
Oh, thanks, John.
Patti, what are you
doing here? Come on,
what's going on here?
John, would you sit down?
They're waiting out there.
Sit down!
What is it?
I have something
that I have to show you.
Come on, they're...
It's very important
that you see this.
It's a matter
of life and death.
What is it?
Okay, we'll start
off with "Dearly beloved"
and all that,
then we'll move straight
into the personal vows
that Nancy and John
have written for themselves.
Would you care to
read those, folks,
so I'll know what to expect?
"I, Nancy, take thee, John,
in soul and body
"and offer all my love
to thee, as our separate
lives merge into one. "
Lovely.
Wait, I'm not
quite finished yet.
"With this ring,
a circle of our
precious love,
"I thee wed. "
Is that it?
Yes, and then John
pledges his vows.
John?
Let's consummate
the marriage now!
Dive! Dive!
Yeah!
It's hickey time!
He's acting like a schmuck.
He's not gonna kill anybody.
No, he's not.
He'll have to be
reprogrammed.
Well, what's he gonna do?
There's no telling
what he'll do.
A little decorum, please!
Did you say decorum?
Did you say decorum?
That big word coming out
of that little cute mouth.
Say "decorum" again.
Decorum! Decorum.
I'm gonna put you up
on my mantle. There you go.
You sit right there.
I wanna talk to everybody.
Mom, Dad, Grandma,
Patti, Nancy, I'd like
to talk about my dick.
John, what are you doing?
It's about this wide.
And it's about...
I'm gonna kill him!
Who's Dick?
Like I keep telling you,
I don't know. I draw a blank.
I can't remember anything.
What'd I say
to that minister?
You looked him
right in the eye and you
said it was that big.
Oh, my God,
I'm gonna kill myself.
How big?
Never mind. Now look,
this psychiatrist
we're going to is great.
In fact, he's the one
that cured Sal.
I am gonna kill myself.
What the hell is that?
A mushroom?
It's a brain. Come on.
Mushroom.
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