eyes...
Yeah.
...and lie my ass off.
Always works, Johnny.
There she is.
All right, let's go.
Naw, she looks pissed.
I'm gonna have a drink.
Me, too. I'll have...
Get over there! Go on.
Hi, Nance.
Mind if I sit here?
Thank you.
So...
So.
I have never
been so embarrassed
in my entire life, John.
Well, why don't we leave?
We don't have to stay here.
You don't like it,
I don't like it either.
You know, let's go.
I don't even know why
I'm bothering to stay here
and talk to you.
Hey, come on, Nance,
give me a break, please,
let me explain.
Give me a chance.
Five minutes,
that's all I want.
All right?
Okay.
You see,
I think I've really...
I don't have any control
over myself anymore.
I seem to have lost it.
Oh, you can say
that again.
My father wants
to kill you, John.
Sure.
You're frightening.
I don't even know
who you are anymore.
Neither do I.
Neither do I, Nancy,
and that's why I went
to a psychiatrist.
You did?
I didn't want to tell you,
but, yes, I went
to a psychiatrist.
What'd he say?
What he... He said that I'm...
I've developed a brain virus.
You mean, you're sick?
Crazy kind of sick or...
It's more along the lines
of a 24-hour brain virus.
Something that can affect
your brain much the same...
Much like diarrhea
of the brain,
in that the gray matter
kind of runs a little bit
and mixes with the other.
It's just a passing thing,
that he said that if I get
a lot of rest
and took a lot of vitamin C,
which I thought strange,
but vitamin C is very good,
and the love of a good woman,
he said. And those were
his exact words.
I know it sounds like
a John Wayne movie,
but that's...
"The love of a good woman. "
What do we do now?
Well, I guess we could
get married, but I...
I would like to
but I know you
wouldn't wanna do it.
Who says I wouldn't
want to do it?
Oh, come on, don't.
Let's just drop it.
Don't grovel.
Well, I gave it a shot.
I gave it a very good shot.
It worked.
It worked?
Where did I get you?
The virus? I was reaching.
Thank you.
Oh, yeah, I'm in love.
Looking good.
You have a very nice ass.
Like I'm gonna bite it!
John, what are you doing?
Don't do this to me, John.
Hey, I'm not gonna do this
to you. You relax me, baby.
You do, you soothe my soul.
Savage soul.
What we have between us
is special.
The magic.
Spin the magic.
It's show time! Yeah!
All right, show time, ladies
and gentlemen. Here we go.
Don't!
Did you think
I was gonna do that?
Let's mambo!
Are you all right?
I'm fine. Take a bow.
Yeah, I'm an asshole
and I'm loving it!
Hey, let's mambo! Thank you
very much. Okay, fellas, take
it easy. Take five minutes.
Okay, can we have
a little light here, please?
Thank you very much.
Oh, that feels nice.
That feels...
Doesn't that feel nice? Huh?
It's incredible what light
will do to you. It just
changes the whole mood.
I feel, I feel like singing.
I feel like singing.
I hope you folks don't mind.
This next song is dedicated,
well, to you, honey.
My fiancйe.
She's wonderful.
This is her right here.
The one with the blue eyes,
soft blonde hair.
A wonderful lady.
The greatest lady in bed
you'll ever wanna meet.
She's amazing. I mean...
I mean this.
The things that she can do
with her mouth.
They're just...
It's incredible.
I mean, she has...
She knows so many
sexual positions.
I'm dumbfounded half the time
and I mean that, honey,
I really do.
You're incredible.
The best lay I've ever had.
I mean, I would put her up
against anybody in this room
right now.
I mean, she'll wear you down.
She'll wear you right down.
She just grinds,
grinds you to death.
I mean, she...
You know, all day.
It's all day with her.
It's just non-stop.
She can't get enough.
And I respect that
and I love you.
And this song goes out
to you, honey.
It's entitled,
Me and My Dick.
Help me out
'cause this is a special song.
I'm gonna sing with my dick
in my hand, for