must have some fear
that's unspoken.
You must have some dream,
a recurrent nightmare.
What haunts you?
A dream?
I got a dream that comes
almost every night,
or every other night.
All right,
tell me about that.
Well, I don't know,
it's a little embarrassing.
I don't think I can...
No, not at all.
Oh, you know,
it's one of those dreams
you don't wanna talk about.
You're among friends.
I know, I...
You can trust me,
I'm a professional.
Yeah.
Come on.
All right,
what the hell.
Well, I...
It always starts on
this desert island.
And there's
this beautiful girl there.
I must admit, I am kind of
sexy in this dream.
Did you ever see that movie
The Blue Lagoon?
Well, it's kind of like that,
I guess.
I'm on this island
with this beautiful girl.
I don't know
how she got there,
but it's a dream.
You can do whatever you want
in a dream, right?
I really, I think,
turn her on a lot,
but I'm not,
I'm not into that,
you know?
No, she wants games
all the time.
She keeps on eating fruit
in front of me to show me
that she's horny.
Now, this drives me crazy.
But no, I don't bite.
We meet at our palace.
This palace that I built
on the beach.
And I know this is the night
that has got to be
the big confrontation.
She wants it.
It's like a nymphomaniac
in heat, if that's possible,
but that's the way she is.
I can't do it.
I just can't do it with her.
No matter how much
I want to, I can't.
I got to say no to her,
and it drives her crazy.
She's begging me,
she keeps begging me.
But I won't allow it.
She keeps pounding on the door.
She's driving me crazy.
It's like a bad nightmare.
At this point,
I wanna wake up
but I just can't.
"More, more, more,"
she screams. "More.
I need you, I want you. "
I can't.
So I go off to be alone
with my thoughts.
I'm alone, alone,
alone, alone,
alone, alone, alone, alone...
And I look up,
and I'm not alone anymore!
There's a big ship in front
of me. It's like the cast
and crew of Love Boat,
all looking down
laughing at me,
pointing and laughing and...
I was standing there alone
just holding that one little
thought in my head.
I'm so embarrassed and I smile
and I just can't do anything
and they're still laughing.
Oh, it's disgusting.
I'm so alone and...
Oh, that's funny.
Look at his problem.
Oh, that's great.
Thanks a lot. Thank you.
Thank you very much.
That's wonderful.
What do you make
of that, Doctor?
Well, if you want my
professional opinion, I think
someone has altered his mind.
Altered his mind?
Why do you think that?
That's right.
Well, his fear of fantasy
is too vivid.
I don't trust that.
You see, I think you've
been put under some sort of
post-hypnotic suggestion.
Like, you know,
the Amazing Kreskin?
Oh, no,
it's not as simple
as just memorizing
a few names from
the Tonight Show audience.
I think your friend
has been put under
an actual spell.
There's only one way
to cure that.
What's that?
To drop him
on his fucking head.
There you go.
Drop me on my fucking...
I'm gonna drop you.
Doc, what are
you doing?
This is fear therapy.
It's just like curing
the hiccups.
You see that Pinto?
That's my target.
Is this gonna work?
I don't know,
but I bet the spell is gone.
So how do you feel?
Nice and refreshed?
I feel all right.
Good. Good.
Now, you talked to her,
what did she say?
Yeah, I talked to her
while you were in the shower.
Yeah.
She said she was willing
to meet you here
at the restaurant.
That's it? What else?
Look, you're lucky
you got that much
out of her, believe me.
Now, what are you
gonna say to her?
Oh, I'm gonna
take your advice.
I'm gonna sit her down,
look her right
in the