I got it!
Hi.
I know you.
Can't see
with this thing on.
DBoom, bah-boom d I never
went out with a freshman.
DBah-boom, bah-boom d Not
even when I was a freshman.
Me either.
You were pretty crazy.
DBah, bah, bah-boom d
I was?
Yeah. You know
what I like best?
My clean, close shave?
No.
D clean, close shave Ahh
d Waking up in your arms.
DAh d
These things?
DBoom, boom-boom, boom d
d Ooh dd
Shit.
Mmm?
Jake.
Jake.
Holy shit.
Stay here, okay?
Oh, my God.
I'm dead.
Hello?
Ted. You never called us back.
What happened? Look, Wease. I
told you not to call me here.
Ted, we're dying.
What happened?
You wanna know what
happened? Buy the book. Ted!
I'm really sorry about gettin'
you mixed up with that guy.
Oh, it's okay.
He wasn't too terrible.
Weird?
I'm really sorry
about last night.
The party.
Lots of things.
You know, neither one
of us is gonna die...
if it doesn't happen
for us.
That's true.
I just don't know
right now.
But I'm covered, okay?
L... I won't get hurt.
Sure.
I'll leave it up to you.
Fine.
Dd
Oh, my God.!
Her veil!
Come on, honey.
Honey.
Good-bye!
Come on.
Here we go.
Get her in the
back seat, Rudy!
Bon voyage.!
See you later.
Bye!
Good-bye!
So long, kids!
Ohh!
Oh, hi. Uh, my sister
forgot her veil.
I know she wouldn't want anything
to happen to it. She's, um...
She's a little out of it.
Just a little bit.
Yeah. Uh, well, excuse me.
Everybody's waiting for me. I wanna
make sure I see my sister leave.
Good-bye.
Bye.
Oh, I need a drink.
Dd
- dlf you were here
I could deceive you d
Yeah, you.
Dlf you were here
You would believe d
dBut would you suspect d
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Dd
What are you doing here?
I heard you were here.
You came here for me?
Is that okay?
Yeah. It's okay.
Do you have to go
to the reception now?
I'm supposed to.
Can I call you later?
Sure.
I mean, no.
No, I can't call you later?
Yeah.
No, I mean... I'm not going
to the reception.
Oh. Great.
Thanks for getting
my undies back.
Thanks for comin' over.
Thanks for coming
to get me.
Happy birthday,
Samantha.
Make a wish.
It already came true.
Dlf you were here d
dl could deceive you d
dlf you were here d
d You would believe d
dBut would you suspect d
dMy emotion wandering
Yeah d
dDo not want a part of this anymore dd
dd
DSixteen candles d
dMake a lovely, lovely light d
dBut not as bright d
dAs your eyes tonight d
dBlow out those candles d
dMake your wish come true d
dFor I'll be wishing d
d That you loved me too d
d You're only 16 d
dBut you're my teenage queen d
d You're the prettiest
loveliest girl d
dl've ever seen d
dSixteen candles d
dln my heart will glow d
dForever and ever
and evermore d
dFor I love you so d
dHey d
dSixteen candles
Yeah d
dln my heart
In my heart will glow d
dForever and ever
and ever d
dFor I love you so d
d Oh, I love you so dd