more yankee
my wankee.
The Donger need food!
[Laughing]
[Laughing]
Hell, he's three sheets to the wind!
He's drunk
as a skunk!
Shut up, Fred. Shut up.
Dong!
[Dong Laughing]
Dong.
Dong, Grandpa
is talking to you.
Dong.! Where is my
automobile?
Automobile?
[Continues Laughing]
[Imitating Race Car]
[Imitating Crash]
Lake.
Big lake.
Ohh!
- Why, you
little scuzzbag!
- [Yelps]
[Church Bells Chiming]
Oh, my.
Is everything all right?
I was afraid you'd
had an accident.
I wish.
Her monthly bill
came early.
[Laughs]
Well, she's fine.
Uh, she just took
a muscle relaxer.
Try four.
You didn't.
Mother!
##["Theme From Dragnet" ]
Damn, Mom!
I've got my headgear on.
Will you wake up?
Where the hell am I?
I'll, uh, tell you
where you are, if you'll
tell me who you are.
Farmer Ted.
You're in the parking lot across
the street from my church.
You own a church?
What happened?
I have no idea.
Did I do that
to your hair?
At this point,
anything is possible.
Um, l... Uh...
Did, um...
Did we, uh...
Yeah.
I'm pretty sure.
Um, excuse me,
but do you...
Do you know if...
Um, did I enjoy it?
Am I nuts?
Of course I enjoyed it.
I mean, um... What I
meant was, uh, did you?
Hmm.
You know, I have this
weird feeling I did.
##[Organ]
[Snorting]
Here, Ginny.
Drink this.
Come on.
##[Continues]
Here.
[Slurping]
Wow.
[Giggling]
Do I feel funky!
Uh-huh.
[Doorbell Rings]
[Rings]
Okay. I'm comin'.
Hello?
Geez, this place
is so confusing.
Okay.
[Screaming]
Go away!
I call F.I.B.!
I call police!
Go away.!
Open the door.
No way, Jose!
Open the door.
You beat up my face!
You grabbed my nuts.
[Gong Clangs]
Is that you?
Yeah. That me.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
I thought you
my new... new-style
American girlfriend.
Forget it, man.
Just get Samantha,
all right?
She not here.
Don't jerk me around, man.
Where is she?
- She got married.
- What?
She at the church.
She getting married
to oily bohunk.
Married?
Married.
Married?
Yeah. Married.
Married?
[Dong]
Married.! Geez.
##[Organ]
Are you gonna
be all right,
sweetie?
It's gonna be
a piece of cake, Bren.
Um, Ginny,
I'm really happy for you.
I'm sorry for being
kind of a jerk lately.
That's really lovely, Sam.
I know you'll have
a great marriage.
- [Thud]
- [Brenda Shouting]
Ginny.!
[Guests Murmuring]
- Holy shit!
- She just had a cramp.
[Jim] I don't care
what she's got.! Look at her.!
[Brenda] Will you be quiet?
We don't want to announce
that she has her period.!
[Guests Gasp]
I guess those guys who thought
we had to get married feel
pretty stupid, huh, Padre?
[Chuckles]
##[Organ: "Wedding March'"]
#Here comes the bride#
#Big, fat and wide##
##[Organist Humming Along,
Offi-key]
[Snorts]
Loved the teapot.
[Giggles]
Excuse me.
Could you move over?
Oh!
Are you okay?
I gotta rest.
Come on.
Here we go.
What's the matter?
Here comes
the bride.
[Fabric Ripping]
Oh!
Sorry.
I got it.
I got it!
[Ginny Sighs]
Hi.
I know you.
Can't see
with this thing on.
[Laughing]
#Boom, bah-boom#
I never went out
with a freshman.
#Bah-boom, bah-boom#
Not even when I
was a freshman.
Me either.
You were pretty crazy.
#Bah, bah, bah-boom#
I was?
Yeah. You know
what I like best?
My clean, close shave?
No.
#Clean, close shave
Ahh#
Waking up in your arms.
#Ah#
These things?
#Boom, boom-boom, boom#
#Ooh##
Shit.
Mmm?
Jake.
Jake.
Holy shit.
Stay here, okay?
Oh, my God.
I'm dead.
[Phone Ringing]
Hello?
[Cliff]
Ted. You never called us back.
What happened?
Look, Wease. I told
you not to call me here.
Ted, we're dying.
What happened?
You