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And they enjoy pumping us up.
It's pure power politics,
I'm tellin' you.
I thought she hated
my guts.
Games, Jake.
Silly, torturous games.
You know how many times a week
I go without lunch because some
bitch borrows my lunch money?
Any halfway decent girl
can rob me blind!
Because I'm too torqued up
to say no.
It's heinous,
I'm telling you.
You better not be
dickin' me around.
It'd be a major downer
to try and get together...
and find out she really does
think I'm a slime.
Jake, would I dick you?
Let me put it to you this way.
What happens to me
if I dick you?
[Chuckles]
I'd kick your ass.
Right. So why would I lie?
But I feel compelled
to mention, Jake,
if all you want is a piece
of ass, I mean,
I'll either do it myself,
or get someone bigger than me,
to kick your ass.
I mean, not many girls in contemporary
American society today...
would give their underwear
to help a geek like me.
I can get a piece of ass
anytime I want.
Shit, I got Caroline
in my bedroom right now,
passed out cold.
I could violate her
ten different ways
if I wanted to.
What are you
waiting for?
I don't know.
She's beautiful,
and she's built
and all that.
[Sighs]
I'm just not
interested anymore.
Does that really matter, guy?
Yeah, it matters.
She's totally insensitive.
Look what she did
to my house.
She doesn't know shit
about love.
Only thing she cares
about is partying.
I want a serious girlfriend.
Somebody I can love,
that's gonna love me back.
Is that psycho?
[Spits]
That's beautiful, Jake.
I think a ton of guys
feel the same way as you do.
Really?
Yeah. It's just they don't...
They don't have the balls
to admit it.
You know? They're just...
They're wimps.
Samantha's, uh...
She's really special,
you know?
I'll make a deal with you.
Let me keep these. I'll
let you take Caroline home.
But you gotta make sure she
gets home. You can't leave her
in some parking lot somewhere.
Okay?
Jake, I'm only a freshman.
So? She's so blitzed, she
won't know the difference.
Jake, I don't have a car.
You can take mine.
Jake, I don't have a license.
I trust you.
Jake, I'd love to.
I can't. Want a pretzel?
You sure?
Positive.
[Grunts]
I got her.
You got her?
Yeah.
Is this, uh, your car,
Jake?
No, this is my dad's car.
You said you couldn't
drive a stick.
This is a mother...
This is a Rolls-Royce,
Jake.
So?
So! So.
I heard the grill alone
cost five grand on this.
Five grand!
I don't have five grand.
Then don't hit anything.
Ahh, don't
hit anything.
Do you want to do this
or not?
No.
[Snoring]
Who the hell?
Who does he...
[Groans]
Mm-hmm. Mmm.
Who's he?
That's me.
Who are you?
I'm him.
Oh.
Okay.
[Chuckles]
She's totally gone.
Have fun.
Thanks.
[Engine Starts]
Jake, is your dad
a big man, or...
About 6'4".
Very nice.
Ho.
[Brakes Screech]
Ohh.
Oh.
Ho.
[Brakes Screech]
Easy.
Easy.
Dd
[Screech]
[Screech]
[Man]
DHey, sucker d
[Female Singers]
D What the hell's got into you d
[Dong Laughing]
DHey, sucker dd
[Snorting]
Oh, sexy girlfriend.
Banzai!
[Grunts]
[Cans clatter]
[Can clatters]
[Doors Slam]
Think they liked us?
Definitely.
Dd[Rock]
Whoo!
Go, darling geek!
Uh, could we turn
that music down?
I'm a first-time driver.
I need to concentrate.
[Horn Honks]
Excuse me!
Stop that.
[Laughing]
Looks like rain.
Better put the top up!
Will you stop that?
You can get us in a lot
of trouble doin' that!
This is a car!
[Brakes Squeal]
It hasn't got
Triple A on it.
Chugalug, Pooh bear.
[Laughing]
I can't believe
you're so popular,
acting like this.
[Bottle crashing]
[Phone Ringing]
Relax!
Hello?
Oh, uh, I don't know.
I'll have to look.
Mr. Ryan, are you in here?
He's not... Mr. Ryan's
not in right now.
My Christmas present
to you!
Thank you.
No. Really.
Шестнадцать свечей Шестнадцать свечей

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