help me, please?
Yes.
This is wrong!
Sing it, sister!
Just because a candy bar
fails to fall from its perch,
does not imply transfer of ownership.
Moe, Sol, or... Lem
is not gonna get away with this!
I'll be right back.
Okay.
Hey, George!
Is it just the angle I'm looking from?
No, Sir.
We are down there.
Oh, this is amazing!
Oh, I've never felt so alive!
Alright.
I'm satisfied.
We better get some gas.
What?
Well, we can't stop now.
What do you mean?
We have to keep going. All the way back
to the dealership. That was the plan.
There was no plan.
Well, let's make it the plan!
Lets just go for it!
Like Thelma and Louise.
What, they drove to a dealership?
No, they drove off a cliff.
You are one sick mama...
I like it.
Mr.
Kramer, the road!
Hello?
Elaine, you've got to get
back down to the dealer.
Puddy is screwing me on this car,
which is yellow now!
Who is this?
Elaine!
What?
You gotta get back together with Puddy
so I can make this deal.
You know, just that you cared enough to call
means so much, Jerry.
You've gotta get back together.
Anyway, it's thousands of dollars!
Oh, I don't know...
Come on. Then you don't have to see him again
till my 15,000-mile check.
Well, will you pay my cab fare out there?
Fine.
And I didn't like that roast beef,
so how about some lunch?
No.
No lunch.
I'll hang the phone up right now!
- Alright! Lunch!
I'll see ya.
- Bye.
Everybody's ripping me off!
I'd like to report a problem
with one of your mechanics.
When did you bring the car in?
Yeah, right.
I'm gonna get my car repaired at a dealership!
Why don't I just flush my money down the toilet?
Sir, what exactly is the problem?
One of your guys - Kip, or Ned, short name -
stole my Twix candy bar!
Are you saying
he grabbed the candy bar away from you?
He might as well have!
I caught him, and his face
was covered in chocolate and cookie crumbs.
I thought you said it was a Twix.
Oh, it was.
But he claimed it was a 5th Avenue bar.
Maybe it was.
Oh, no. No.
Twix is the only candy with the cookie crunch.
What about the $100,000 bar?
No.
Rice and caramel.
Nougat?
- No.
Positive?
- Please.
You know they changed the name
from "$100,000 Bar" to "100 Grand"?
All I want is my 75 cents back,
an apology, and for him to be fired!
I remember when you used to be able
to get a Hershey for a nickel.
What's the one with the
swirling chocolate in the commercial?
They all have
swirling chocolate in the commercial!
Not Skittles.
Dad, I told you you could sit here
only if you don't talk.
You make your father sit here all day?
He likes it!
Alright!
Do you mind?
I have the window!
Now, what are you gonna do about my Twix?
Twix has too much coconut.
No!
There's no coconut!
I'm allergic to coconut.
I'm not.
A nickel!
Cab receipt.
Hey, Puddy.
I'm with a customer.
No, no.
No, Elaine, the car can wait.
What's important is
you two getting back together.
Then we'll talk about the car.
I don't want to get back with her.
She's too bossy.
David...
Okay.
Now, I know this is an important decision.
Why don't we all just sit down and talk about it?
Come on, come on.
Now, look.
You both find each other attractive, right?
Right.
Clearly, no one else can stand to be
with either one of you...
I guess.
- Good point.
Alright.
Now, what do I have to do
to put you two in a relationship today?
Cars can go on empty,
but not us humans, huh, fella?
I'll get us a couple of Twix bars.
No, no coconut for me.
Alright, I'll get ya a Mounds bar.
Keep the engine running.
No, man!
Not the gas!
But it needs it, Kramer!
It needs it bad!
Do you think that this'll make you happy?
Cause it won't!
Ah, you can just go on without me.
Listen to me.
When that car rolls into that dealership
and that tank is bone dry,
I want you to be there with me
when everyone says: "Kramer and that other guy,
oh, they went further to the left
of the slash than anyone ever dreamed!"