ll get it. OK?
Ooh! I love you, Archie.
I've loved you ever since
the first second I saw you!
[Thud]
What was that?
What?
Your brother didn't bring
you here this time?
No.
He's no idea?
He doesn't have a clue.
What?
He is so dumb...
Really?
He thought the Gettysburg Address
was where Lincoln lived.
[Laughter]
Those terrible lies
he told about the CIA!
So painful!
When he heard your daughter's
name was Portia,...
...he said, "Why did they
name her after a car?"
[Hysterical laughter]
I love the way you laugh!
I love you, you're funny.
How come a girl as bright as you...
...can have a brother who's so...
Don't call me stupid.
[Screaming]
Jesus Christ!
Ouch! Otto!
Come on!
I'll deal with you later!
What have you done with her?
- She's all right!
- [Banging at door] Otto!
Now, apologise.
What?
Apologise!
Shit!
Are you totally deranged?
You pompous,...
...stuck-up, snot-nosed,...
...English, giant twerp,...
...scumbag, fuck-face,
dickhead asshole!
How very interesting.
You're a true vulgarian, aren't you?
You're the vulgarian, you fuck!
Now, apologise!
What? Me to you(?)
Apologise.
All right, I apologise.
You're really sorry?
I'm really, really sorry.
I apologise unreservedly.
You take it back?
I do. I offer a complete
and utter retraction.
The imputation was totally
without basis in fact,...
...and was in no way fair comment.
It was motivated purely by malice.
I deeply regret any distress...
...my comments may have
caused you or your family.
I hereby undertake not repeat...
...any such slander at
any time in the future.
OK.
[Screams]
[Church bells toll]
# Miserere Dominus
# Miserere Dominus
# Canis mortuus est...
You said you loved him!
Right, Otto!
Here's a multiple choice question.
A. Wanda was lying.
B. Wanda was telling the truth.
Which one are you going to pick?
What was the first one?
You said you were not seeing him!
I knew you'd come and fuck it up!
I was dealing with something delicate.
I'm setting up a guy
who's important to us.
He knows where the loot is
and if you'll be arrested.
You lope in like Rambo
without a jockstrap...
...and dangle him from a window!
Now, was that smart?!
Was it shrewd?
Was it good tactics,
or was it stupid?!
Don't call me stupid.
Oh, right!
To call you stupid is
an insult to stupid people!
I've known sheep that
could outwit you.
I've worn dresses with higher IQs.
You think you're an
intellectual, don't you, ape?
Apes don't read philosophy.
Yes, they do.
They just don't understand it.
Let me correct you
on a couple of things, OK?
Aristotle was not Belgian.
The central message of Buddhism...
- ...is not every man for himself.
- You read...
The London Underground is
not a political movement.
Those are mistakes. I looked 'em up.
Now. You have just assaulted...
...the one man who can keep you
out of jail and make you rich.
So what are you going
to do about it, huh?
What would an intellectual do?
What would Plato do?
(Apologise.)
Pardon me?
(Apolo...)
What?
Apologise!
Right!
I'm sorry.
No.
Not to me.
To Archie.
And make it good, or we're dead.
Oh, I'm so very,
very, very, very s...
Fuck you!
I'm s...
I'm very, very s...
I'm so...
...very s...
Very, very s...
Very, very...
...ssfff...
[Glass smashes]
Ugh!
Hello, Mr Burglar!
Going somewhere?
Think you can rob Mr Leach?
I'll teach you a lesson.
He's a very good friend of mine.
[Muffled]
Otto! Otto!
He'll be very pleased with me
when he finds you all tied up...
...and ready for the police!
And don't call me Otto.
To you, I am Mr...
Aagh!
Oh, God.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Please.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I didn't
know it was you.
How could I know it was you?
I mean, how could you
expect me to guess?
Stupid jerk!
What the fuck are you doing
robbing your own house?
You asshole!
You stupid, stiff,
pompous English...
Agh!
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Er... Er...
Yeah.
[Door opening]