's fish, isn't it?
Down the hatch!
Oh!
Delicious!
You b-b...
..Better eat the green one? OK.
What's his name?
Not Wanda, anyway.
I'll call her Lunch.
Hello, Lunch!
Ugh! Avoid the green ones!
They're not ripe yet!
Ha, ha, ha, ha!
You were in court, Inspector, when
the forensic evidence was read. Yes.
Mr Thomason was installing windows.
That accounts for the particles
of glass on his trousers.
No hurry, Inspector -
please do take your time.
I'm almost full.
Almost! Stop!
Please...don't!
Come on, Wanda! Gullet time!
Which hotels are near the airport?
The Airway Sheraton? The Post
House? The Cathcart Towers?
The Cathcart Towers? Yes?
Mmm?
Yes! In a safe deposit box?
Yes!
Where's the key?
In t-the t-tank.
Where?
In the ch-ch... In the chest?
Where?
Where?
You...
..m-murdering...!
I'll k-kill...
..I'll kill you!
Sorry, Ken, but your answer
was incorrect.
You really did think
it was in there, didn't you?
What?
Oh!
Hello? I know where the diamonds
are. Where? Where's the key?
I've got it. How soon can you get
to George's apartment?
Are you Wanda Gershwitz
of Kipling Mansions, Murray Road,
London W9? Yes.
How do you know the defendant?
We've had a relationship
for two years.
"Relationship?"
We're lovers, Your Lord.
Miss Gershwitz, on 4 March of this
year in the morning, where were you?
I was at the apartment
at Murray Road.
Were you alone or with someone
else? Someone else was there.
Who was that? My brother.
Did your...
Your brother?
My brother.
Yes.
Yes...
And are you quite sure
it was your brother?
Miss Gershwitz would recognise her
brother. She's had a relationship
with him all her life.
Much obliged, My Lord.
Was there anyone else present that
morning? Yes, George was there.
He left about five to seven. Wanda!
I WONDER... I wonder...?
I wonder...
Yes, Mr Leach?
I Wendy... I wonder...
W-When...
When you say five to seven,
Miss, er, Gershwitz,
how can you be so sure?
I looked at the clock and I thought
where can he be going at 6.55
with that sawn-off shotgun?
Darling!
Mr Leach...
"Darling"? Yes, dear?
Bitch! You fucking bitch!
WANDA SCREAMS
JUDGE: Restrain that man!
Restrain this man!
I'm adjourning this case
for an hour!
Clear the court!
Clear the court!
Clear the court!
Clear the court! Clear the court!
Bloody hell!
It's my husband, he's been hit!
A bit of a knock, I'm afraid.
I have never been
so humiliated in my life!
You can stick this marriage right
in your bottom! See you in court!
Yes.
Well...
..that's it then.
George. What?
We've got to talk.
You tell those pigs to fuck off!
Fuck off, pigs!
Did you hear what I said?
Fuck...off!
What's she up to, George?
What are you up to?
You called her darling!
And Wanda!
I was helping her get her evidence
straight. You been coaching her?
What do you think?
They'll find you guilty.
Tell them where the loot is and you
may get eight years, out in five.
What if I tell them
about Otto and Wanda?
They both did it? Yeah. Great!
Maybe six years, out in four?
So where are the diamonds?
Where's Bartlett? He's trying to
calm things down. Where are they?
Tell Bart that Ken knows
where they are.
George, it would be a lot quicker
if you told me.
OK, I'll tell Bartlett.
Where's Ken? He's at the flat.
WAILING
SOBS:
I'll be right out.
Taxi! Taxi! Shit!
Taxi! Come on!
What? Let's go! Where? Buenos Aires.
What? We're going to George's flat
first. Get in!
Got your passport? Yeah. Check
the briefcase for mine. Get down.
You did the robbery,
shopped one lover,
kept the other to find the diamonds,
and when he does, you turn him in.
Everyone does it in America!
They don't here! No-one lies
in England, not even Thatcher(!)
You lied to me! You just wanted
to get me into bed!
I fell in love with you!
How come you dumped me then?
I wasn't rich enough, remember?
Say something in Russian? No!
What are you thinking, Archie?
Why I should take you
to