completely mental. Hi. Thank you so much. Champagne? OK. To us. To us. I went to the house and guess who... SMASHES GLASS Let's make love! Well, if you absolutely insist. No. What? Here. On the rug. I'll be right back. Get undressed. Why not? Why not indeed? Afterwards... Yeah? Let's go to South America. What? Let's fly to South America. Why South America? OK, Iceland. What do you really want out of life, Wanda? I don't know. Why do I like you so much? Archie... Hmm? Do you speak Italian? I am Italian! Sono italiano in spirito. Ho sposato una donna che preferisce lavorare in giardino a far l'amore passionato! It's such an ugly language! How about Russian? HE SPEAKS RUSSIAN THUD RUSSIAN CONTINUES Archie? Yeah? Are you rich? No, I'm afraid not. What about the house? That's Wendy's, she's the rich one. Oh. HE SPEAKS RUSSIAN What the hell are you doing? I might ask you the same! Who are you? What? Get your clothes on! Please leave immediately! What? You're in the wrong flat! This flat belongs to Patrick Balfour. He lent me the key. We leased it from the agents last week. Well, obviously that changes things a bit. Aren't you Archie Leach? What? You bought our house in Lissenden Gardens. Hazel and Ian Johnson. What a coincidence! How nice to see you! HE DIALS PHONE RINGS Hello? 'Hello, Wanda. It's Archie. Listen...' ..I can't see you any more. I'm sorry. What? 'I'm sorry.' HE HANGS UP Archie? Er... OK... Oh, no! Please! Look, I want to apologise. I just finished it, all right? Wait! I want to speak with you. Leave me alone! Wait! I just want to say I'm sorry! It's all over, OK? Jesus Christ! Will you calm down? Help! Please don't beat me up again. Listen! I've had a terrible day! Will you shut up?! Don't kill me! Shut up then! OK, look... I just want to apologise... ARCHIE WHIMPERS ..for dangling you out the window. It wasn't a nice thing to do. And when I attacked you in there... I didn't know you were robbing your own house. I was trying to help! Yes, thanks, Otto. I wanted you to trust me. Yes, it was my fault. That's true. About my sister. She's a very sexy girl. I understand you wanting to play around with her. Otto... It's OK. I was wrong. I was jealous. Go ahead. Pork away, pal. Fuck her blue. I like you, Archie. I just want to help. Oh, God! Killed her! I did it! Did it! Nothing! Unbe-fucking-lievable! Thomason! Yeah? Yes. You done well, my son! Now, here's the plan. Get four tickets for this evening for Rio. First class. F-F...? Yeah, four. We'll get rid of Otto later. Back to the flat, pack, collect me and then to the hotel for the jewels. Unbe-fucking-lievable! Oi! Oi! I can't believe it! He's safe! PHONE RINGS I'll be late for court! H-Hello? Hello, Otto. No, she just, er, left. Oh, Otto... ..you owe me a p-p... What? You owe me a pound! Not Granny! M-Met with an accident! Bullshit! You're lying! Dead? Heart attack. I don't believe this. G-George will be out this afternoon. We go to Heathrow, get the loot, and...VROOM! All thanks...to... ..me! The loot's at the airport, is it? W-What's h-happening? Well, Ken, I'm going to ask you questions while I eat my chips. First, who is the philosopher who developed the concept of the superman in Also Sprach Zarathustra? No? A chip up the nose, I'm afraid! Friedrich Nietzsche! Next! In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Are you thinking or in mid-stutter? You're m-mad! Beyond Good And Evil! I'll have to ask you an easy one. OK... Um... Let me think. Where are the diamonds? I'll give you a clue. Somewhere around the airport! I'm n-n... No hassle. There's plenty of time, Ken. I'll just sit here and eat my chips till you tell me. The English contribution to world cuisine - the chip! What do the English usually eat with chips to make them more interesting? Wait a moment! It ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Хлеб, золото, наган на английском - текст Белый плен на английском - текст Вынужденная посадка на английском - текст Конфискатор на английском - текст Превратности судьбы на английском |