promise I'll get it, OK? Oh, I love you, Archie! I've loved you ever since the first second I saw you! KNOCK What was that? What? Your brother didn't bring you here, did he? No. He has no idea? He doesn't have a clue. What? He is so dumb. He thought the Gettysburg Address was where Lincoln lived! All those terrible lies he told about the CIA! When he heard your daughter's name was Portia, he said, "Why did they name her after a car?" I love the way you laugh! I love you, you're funny. How come a girl as bright as you has a brother who's so... Don't call me stupid! Jesus Christ! Come on! Otto! Ouch! I'll deal with you later! What have you done with her? She's all right! Now, apologise! What? Apologise! WANDA SHOUTS: Oh, shit! Are you totally deranged? You pompous... ..stuck-up, snot-nosed, English... ..giant twerp scumbag... ..fuck-face dickhead... ..asshole! How very interesting. You're a true vulgarian. You're the vulgarian, you fuck. Apologise! Me to you? Apologise! I apologise. You're really sorry? I'm really, really sorry. You take it back? I do. I offer a complete retraction. The imputation was totally without basis in fact, and was in no way fair comment. I deeply regret any distress that my comments may have caused you. I hereby undertake not to repeat any such slander in the future. OK. Aaagh! BELL TOLLS... CHOIRBOYS SING "MISERERE DOMINE" You said you loved him! That's right, Otto. Here's a multiple choice question for you. A: Wanda was lying! B: Wanda was telling the truth! Pick one! The first one? You said you weren't seeing him! I knew you'd fuck it up! I'm setting up a guy who will tell me where the loot is and if they're going to arrest you, and you lope in like Rambo without a jock strap, and dangle him out of a window! Was that smart? Was it shrewd? Was it good tactics or was it stupid? Don't call me stupid. Calling you stupid is an insult to stupid people! Sheep could outwit you! I've worn dresses with higher IQs, but you're an intellectual, aren't you, ape? Apes don't read philosophy! They do. They just don't understand it! Let me correct you on a couple of things. Aristotle was not Belgian. The central message of Buddhism is not every man for himself. And the London Underground is not a political movement! Those are all mistakes, Otto. I looked them up. You've just assaulted the man who can keep you out of jail and make you rich. What are you going to do about it? What would an intellectual do? What would Plato do? MUMBLES: Apologise. Pardon me? Apologise. What? APOLOGISE! RIGHT! I'm sorry. No, not to me. To Archie. And make it good or we're dead. Oh, I'm so very, very, very... FUCK YOU! I'm so.... I'm very, very... I'm so... I'm very, very, very... Very, very... SMASHING GLASS THUD! Ooh! Help! Hello, Mr Burglar! Going somewhere? Thought you could rob Mr Leach, eh? Well, he's a good friend of mine! Otto! He'll be pleased with me when he... Otto! ..finds you tied up and ready for the police! And don't call me Otto. To you, I am Mr... Aaagh! Oh, my God. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry! I'm sorry. I didn't know it was you! How could I know it was you? How could I guess? Stupid jerk! I mean, what the fuck are you doing robbing your own house, you asshole? You stupid, pompous, English... Aaagh! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Er... Er... Yeah! DOOR OPENS AND SHUTS WENDY SCREAMS Bloody hell! SHE RUNS DOWN THE STAIRS Darling! Are you hurt? Speak to me! Mmm. Are you hurt? Can't you speak? Archie, what has happened? HE COUGHS We've been burgled. Oh, no! Well, are you hurt? I'm fine. A bit of a headache. I came in here, somebody hit me... Is that the time? What? I didn't know it was so late. What? I'm late for a conference. You've just been attacked! I must fly! Archie! I'll help you tidy up later! Hello, Portia! What's happened? Your father has finally gone ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Мольба на английском - текст Искушение Б. на английском - текст Остров сокровищ на английском - текст Братья Блюз на английском - текст Конец света на английском |