him
to plead guilty,
and turn over the jewels
to get his sentence cut.
And he would turn them over
to who, to you?
Theoretically, yes, yes.
Oh, of course.
Erm. Well er...
I'm so sorry, I've forgotten your name.
Wanda.
Wanda! What a fool, what a fool.
Well, Wanda, there are three...
Not Wanda Gershwitz?
Yes.
Oh, my God.
What?
You're his alibi.
I can't talk to you!
Why not?
My dear lady, you're a defence witness!
I'm sorry, I must ask you to leave.
What did I say?
It's not ethical for me
to talk to a witness.
Everybody does it in America.
Not in England, it's forbidden.
I insist, or I may have
to give up the case.
I'm sorry. Please.
Oh, Archie.
I didn't come here to talk about
boring criminal procedures.
Come on, you know!
You knew the minute I walked in here.
I want you.
What?
- Hello?
- Sir John is here.
Show him in, please.
Make love with me.
- Pardon?
- Nothing.
- Will you take me to bed?
- No, sorry.
Bye, Uncle.
Hi!
He's pleading not guilty
so you're safe until the trial.
Leach doesn't think he did it.
Ken says
there's a safe deposit box key,
but only George knows where it is.
Thank you, Wanda!
What have you found out?
Not a lot.
You realise he's in court tomorrow?
I know that!
So nothing, huh?
Nix.
Zip.
Diddly.
Bupkiss.
Niente.
Oh, it's too big!
- No, it isn't, Portia.
- It's enormous!
- No, it isn't!
- Oh, please, Mother!
No! Absolutely not!
I'm so miserable
and you just don't care!
Do shut up, Portia!
All I get, all day,
is people complaining to me.
Oh dear.
Ecco I'uomo.
Ooh, le due cupole grandi
della cattedrale di Milano.
Benito Mussolini!
Dov'и il Vaticano?
Volare
Oh-oh
E cantare
Oh-oh...
Archie, I want you to speak to her
about plastic surgery.
- Hmm?
- I do wish you'd listen to me.
I want you to speak to Portia.
I'll speak to her in the morning.
Goodnight, Archie.
Goodnight, Archie!
Goodnight, Wanda.
Goodnight, who?
Sorry, darling.
Just a stupid case I've got tomorrow
with some lousy old hag.
Are you George Francis Thomason
of Kipling Mansions, Murray Avenue,
London W9?
Yes, sir.
The charge is one of armed robbery.
Are we ready for a committal,
Mr Percival?
Yes, under Section 6.2, madam.
That is correct, 6.2.
Here are the statements,
all to be fully bound, please.
Stand up, Mr Thomason.
You are committed to stand trial
at the Central Criminal Court.
There is some urgency about this case.
The main witness, Mrs Coady,
is elderly and has had
serious heart difficulties recently.
Is there any possibility
that this case
might be put down for an early trial?
That is for the Old Bailey listing officer.
Take him down to the cell, please, officer.
Hi, hon. How are you doing?
You look great. I love your hair.
Got time for a coffee?
- No, I've g-g...
- Have you thought about it?
Why did he give you this?
Eileen Coady, 69 Basil Street.
Does he want you to send her flowers?
Do her shopping?
Show her a good time?
Rub her out?
He wants you to rub her out?
He's going to kill her!
Fuck off, or I'll kill you.
Limey fruits!
So the old lady will
m-meet with an accident?
- Eh, K-K-Ken?
- Sssh. Sssh!
What's so funny?
Nothing.
Just that wasting old ladies isn't nice.
Well, it's better than b-buggering people.
I bet you Ј1 you don't kill her.
All right.
All right.
I love watching your ass when you walk.
Is that beautiful or what?
Don't go near him!
He's mine!
Ј1 says you won't kill her!
When could you look at it?
Let's think.
My wife's going to the opera on Friday.
I'll look at it then
and call you on Saturday.
- I really appreciate it. Thanks.
- Bye.
Hi.
I know we're not allowed to talk.
Give me a call.
I can't.
Please?
We're not allowed to speak.
We don't have to.
I don't want you for your conversation.
I'd love to...
- What happened?
- Got a date, Friday.
Look here!
Do you mind
not making that terrible noise?
My dogs will be having their nap.
Nice doggy.
Nice...